Elijah

Sexy and amazing person.

definitely didn't write this for myself

"Did you see Elijah today?"
"Yeah, they're fucking hot."
"SO TRUE!"

by lovejoyyy July 22, 2021

Elijah

Elijah has the biggest dick ever . He is the most handsome person you will ever meet

Elijah has a big dick and big balls

by Fff z vscefwcw May 9, 2022

Elijah

Elijah is a boy that is not that appealing to the eye at first. But once you get to hear his personality you instantly fall in love. Then he starts becoming hotter and hotter. he’s kinds and cares about other. He is known to be super funny and says a lot of sex jokes.

person 1: ew Elijah is so ugly haha
elijah: hi
person 1: omg fuck be please

by ImAHoeee June 8, 2019

Elijah

An elijah is a rare species of crab only foun on the west shore of CALIFORNIA

Wow it’s a scuttling elijah

by Iosjidnnfofjejdjxjjx November 16, 2018

elijah crawford

very tall person
scorpio
chad chad
yummy/yummers
banana
makes weird noises

elijah crawford says yummers

by superswaggyperson July 26, 2021

Elijah

the sexiest man on this planet and he has a BBC or a PHD

OMG look at that Elijah he is good in bed

by kalevadermetgel February 11, 2019

Elijah

an amazing guy who is relatively quiet and who gets to know you and is amazing for years and then changes all of a sudden and stops caring about you ignoring you and blowing you off for no reason

ugh do you see that guy
hes such an Elijah

by 21wolliweelyak September 25, 2023