Denser than a door nail in a cubby house

As useless as a nail in a plastic toy house for kids.
Dense, stupid, ignorant

That guys denser than a door nail in a cubby house

by Tomsavage January 9, 2024

Nail tech

the most talented person you'll ever meet. makes tiny pictures all the time for fun. basically a therapist.

who needs a therapist when you have a nail tech????

by futurecosmotologist January 25, 2024

osu! nails

A specific way that girl osu! players get their nails professionally done, most commonly with acrylics. The new nails are done on every finger except the two that they tap with, making them still able to play their favorite game while looking pretty

I have my nail appointment tomorrow! I hope they dont give me weird looks when I ask for the osu! nails. I can't handle any more embarrassment.

by jwok_ February 4, 2024

hog nails

Nails that grow from ones penis. Similar to finger or toe nails, but hog specific…

“I just need to take a quick shower and clip my hog nails, but should be ready in no time”

by Hogworks February 5, 2024

Like dogs' nails

Something that grows very quickly.

"I haven't seen you in months, you're like dogs' nails!"

by SpoodleNoodleDoodle December 12, 2022

Got Nailed

Someone/something that got annihilated or destroyed,

“Dude, you got nailed on that fall!”

by Y. O. U. R. M. O December 20, 2022

Hammering the nail

Getting kicked in the dick while erect

This one guy: "My friend got kicked in the dick while erect the other day by his girlfriend"
This other guy: "A classic case of "Hammering the Nail""

by TheOne390 December 11, 2023