badger

a animal that is really fucking cool

dude badger is so cool

by 1337badgers December 25, 2020

fanny badger

A dirty homeless man who scrounges for young girls in mysterious places such as the woods, wasteland and your garden

"Look, John! It's that dirty old fanny badger again!"

by Bigfoot18 December 14, 2012

coffee badgers

“Coffee Badgers” are white collar employees that have been mandated back to the office after COVID. They badge in, drink a free coffee, socialize a little and then leave.

Hey Andy, did you see Rose today? “The bitch badged in, had a free coffee, strutted her ass around the office and fucked off”! Andy, “Fuck that shit ! We should be coffee badgers too!

by UpIce#3 December 21, 2023

gravel badger

Common ancestor to the 'mud pelican' and the 'swamp donkey'. these will normally be very brave in their natural habitat and can often make the first move. BE AWARE. masked under substantial layers of make up your beer goggles may kick in too soon and deceive you. be sure to get a friends advise before resuming further.

He-man.'dude, this chick wants to pull into me, but im too drunk to tell if she's hot.'

Skeletor. 'dude, you must be pissed, thats the ugliest gravel badger iv ever seen'

by phoenix steel March 10, 2008

Honey Badger

A honey badger is an ex husband or ex wife that you go back too happily and care for more then just a boy/girlfriend.

I'm so glad I'm back with my Honey Badger

by HoneyBadgeDontCare August 17, 2019

Backwards Badger

A ‘Backwards Badger’ is a regi dab, ‘regdaB’

Are you kidding me bro, that’s not gas that’s a Backwards Badger

by That pretty mf with weeed October 12, 2021

dick badger

A dick badger is a tall lanky white kid named Luke. Also a pretty cool cat to be around yet still a faggot.

You’re a real dick badger.

by Carl tha Gawd March 2, 2018