Gay Zombie

When you chain up an old man that’s near death, and than proceed to have gay anal sex with him until he demise; once he is dead you than put a straw into his anal cavity and proceed to drink the sperm out of his anus, once this is complete you than put the straw into his nose and drink his mucus

Man 1: yeah dude i went the retirement home and nabbed an old guy hand pulled a Gay Zombie

Man 2: I’m calling the cops

by DontTakeMyFuckingNameCunt February 4, 2020

Zombie Hit

A song or video that became popular in the 80's and 90's and then became hugely popular again when it began circulating on the internet. having risen from the dead, it's a "Zombie" hit.

A famous example of a Zombie hit would be the Rick Roll'd song.

by Mark3791 May 10, 2009

junky zombie

A guy that died sometime in the early 80s that fell off a dock high on cocaine and drowned. Yet he came back to life, and instead of craving flesh he shakes you down for money, drugs, and cigarettes. He is known to show up when you are using drugs.He yells alot, and will have sex with your girlfriend against her will.

Junky zombie shook me down for my change when I came out of the gas station.

My friend got high on smack, and all the sudden junky zombie showed up, ripped me off and had sex with katie.

by cappdoodledoo May 10, 2011

Zombie Shot

When you are jacking off near your partner and are about to cum. You angle your load and nut in her face. Attempt to get it on her eyes, and mouth. When she wakes up she will make zombie noises.

Austin:Bro! Did you hear what Eric did to his chick?
Josh: No what?
Austin: He zombie shot his lady!

Josh: No way! Did she scream like a zombie.

by Dirty Top March 29, 2021

Zombie Groupie

Late to the party fangirls who develop a crush on dead musicians.

Jennifer just discovered Kurt Cobain and has been dreaming of their wedding ever since. She's convinced that Courtney Love killed him and he would have been better off with her cause she understand him better than anyone else. She's fullblown Zombie Groupie if I ever saw one

by crazed maniac1234987 March 15, 2013

Zombie cum

Green cum that dispenses from a zombies penis.

guy 1- "he dude what the fuck is that"
guy 2- "What are you a dumbass? Thats obviously zombie cum"

by Janna Junn November 20, 2010

zombie vibrator

A vibrator that still works even though it is long dead and over used.

Wow, Trisha really pulled some McGiver shit with her Papa Smurf Vibrator. How does someone so dumb rewire electronic toys so well?

by Mr. Pickles January 12, 2005