Wax Shit

When you take a shit and you have a clean wipe.

I took my first dump in my new house and I had a clean wipe! Friends reply, a Wax Shit! That's awesome, it means good luck!

by Uncletoad May 21, 2024

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waxing the rocket

Masturbation with the intent of cumming ferociously.

My horniness astounds me, I will be waxing the rocket to relieve this pressure.

by Jacknapier75 January 6, 2016

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1.)The act of having very visible ear wax and not letting your friend, who loves picking out ear wax, anywhere near your ear. This causes said friend to thrash about and wail loudly until the visible ear wax is either picked out or hidden from sight.

2.) A YouTube video depicting a wax filled ear canal but the wax is not removed. Thereby leaving the hopeful viewers incredibly unsatisfied.

Person A: Oh my you have a lot of wax in your ear, please may I remove it for you with my lengthened fingernail?

Person B: No you may not but have a good look, ha ha!!

Person A: Waaaaaaaaahhhhh sooooo unfair, stop wax teasing me!!

by WaxAddict January 1, 2012

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Hot wax

Steaming hot shit.

I just took a GIANT hot wax!

by rebby1313 July 19, 2021

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Wax Eye Cereal Killers

Written and painted by rock poster, Garbage Pail Kids/ Wacky Packages artist Joe Simko, this card set mixes iconic cereal box art with popular horror films

Wax Eye Cereal Killers 1st Series Trading Cards From A Sealed Unsearched Case

by Wendysfg May 26, 2023

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