I prefer warm water

Im hearing voices again
I wanna kill myself
I have the urge to cut myself

I prefer warm water :3

by Ipreferwarmwater :3 November 23, 2023

A warm sandwich

A type of cuddle typically performed after a threesome.

Involves two same sex members(male, female or other, doesn't matter), having a third participant being gently squished between them.

It can be visualized as having a small spoon, and at the same time nuzzling into someone in front of you.

Player1: "Hey bro, I just had a threesome with my crush and her friend!"
Bro: "Did you cuddle after?"
Player1: "Hell yes, we had a warm sandwich!"
Bro: "Lucky bastard..."

by EHZD November 24, 2023

Warm lazy treat

When you lead a redditor on a wild goose chase for internet points.

"Oh wow. He suckered me me in with a warm lazy treat."

by Arseh0le November 30, 2023

Warm Damian

A concoction of instant oatmeal and hot chocolate. A food born is necessity and depravity.

What in Christ name are you making with the work coffee machine?

A Warm Damian, I’m hungry thirsty and uncaffienated.

by Greasybanker December 10, 2023

warm up your nose

Another way of saying don’t be a bitch

He told her to “warm up your nose”

by Intere_Santeeé December 11, 2023

global warming conspiracist

Someone who calls themselves a climate change activist, and believes the world is ending all because of a ridiculous idea Al Gore came up with to scare and control the masses using fake data from paid scientific actors. People knew about this when it started, so nobody is falling for it unless they are sincerely foolish. Any real scientist knows it’s a scam and conspiracy.

A Global warming conspiracist tried to convince me the air is going to destroy the planet because I drive to work every day and the earth is flat and so on and whatever else conspiracy theorists come up with.

by Petdragon December 28, 2022

storm warm

When you are spending time with a loved one indoors during a storm outside.

My girlfriend and I are having a storm warm in front of the fire, cuddling.

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018