On the wand

When you introduce your girlfriend to the Hitachi Magic Wand and all she does is masterbate all day long

Me and Julie used to do stuff but now she’s on the wand and won’t leave her bedroom

by Heath Oyama bangs horses April 12, 2023

Yikes on bikes Wanda

Originally “Yikes on bikes with Wanda Sykes!!” Used to show that you are surprised, shocked, or worried. When “yikes!” just doesn’t do it justice.

Jane: Did you see her lip injections? It looks like she got punched in the lip by Mike Tyson, look.
Person looking: Yikes on bikes Wanda 🚴🏿 ♀️🚴🏿 ♀️🚴🏿 ♀️

by Doodies May 2, 2023

landon the wand

a person named Landon who has a wand and a wand and a wand and a wand. we could assume that Landon has a wand

-Landon has a wand
-ok- landon the wand

by estoy fukin him October 4, 2023

nature’s wand

Such phrases implies the penis

Sarah was able to make a child by Dave’s life-giving nature’s wand.

by Peanutting the nut May 28, 2024

Allah's magic wand

Slang for the RPG-7, used commonly in the Middle East, where Islam is common.

Muhammad showed off his allah's magic wand.

by OH MY GOD STOP LOGGING ME OUT December 2, 2024

Birmingham Bubble Wand

Put melted cheese on your partner’s pussy or asshole, then once they fart or queef enough to make the cheese blown up like a bubble, take it off and tie it like a balloon. Another version is putting the melted cheese over the tip of your dick and filling it with cum, making it a sort of water balloon to throw at neighborhoos kids.

Im going straight Birmingham Bubble Wand tonight, baby!

by Tj pornface March 19, 2026