either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary to said point of view.

a phrase meaning

"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence (or mass popular opinion in the secular world) to the contrary."

Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.

by Sexydimma February 13, 2014

pre-wrong

You’re so wrong that you’re wrong before you open your mouth or have an opinion. It’s kind of like being married.

I’m not even going to ask for her opinion; she’s already made up her mind that I am “pre-wrong”.

by uberdoppleganger June 25, 2019

kissing the wrong lips

Eating a girl out so called because the labia are sometimes called lips

Dude i met up with the hottest chick ever last night and she asked me to go down on her and i started kissing the wrong lips and when she finally came she squirted so hard it put out a candle on the other side of the room.

by I am god March 23, 2016

Wrong

Amanda

Wrong isn’t worth 100 bill

by Sussytyy July 13, 2025

Wrong

Right. Not quite cyclical but, rather, 2 concentric circles turning in opposite directions...

Hym "Wrong to some extent but, either way, it still allows for the thing I'm doing so... Close enough for horseshoes and hand grenades."

by Hym Iam March 14, 2025

Wrong person

1) In a safer environment, someone who will go tell the boss on you so that they can get you in trouble 2) In a more dangerous environment, someone who will get physically violent with you

1) The other day, she vented to the wrong person. Now she’s in trouble and might get fired.

2) He thinks he can talk to everybody however he wants, but one day he’s going to piss off the wrong person.

by SiL3Nt J September 22, 2023

you reposted in the wrong gang

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TORTURED DANCED BITCH

narancia: laughs at a dude that's being tortured then does sick dance
Mista: confused then joins in
Them: dances epically
Fugo:.......
Also fugo: BRO LEMME JOIN IN
The homies: you reposted in the wrong gang

by Llamajjba September 7, 2020