African Tunnel Monkey

A thin black penis completely surrounded by a frizzly mane of pubic hair. The penis is usually unfindable except be its' owner, who frequently keeps it tucked near his nut sack so he can find it easily. Although the African Tunnel Monkey is not a measure of dick size, it is uncommon to find a normal sized lingum engulfed in pubic hair.

Last night I was looking to get my twat stuffed by this new guy, but when he pulled down his pants all I could see was this African Tunnel Monkey... so I friend-zoned him.

by dr. abel September 10, 2013

Holland Tunnel

Receptive genitalia (ie. vaginas, anuses) that have been used/abused so much that they are large, and gaping... no longer tight.

If you looked at his ass after getting fisted, you'd think it was the Holland Tunnel.

by 8DaddyCum April 11, 2024

Hedgehog Tunnel

The vagina/vulva of a woman who some weeks ago shaved her pubic hair, but it has since regrown into stubble, which is so sharp and spiky that it prickles anyone who goes near it, not unlike a hedgehog

I fucked Tina last night, she had mad Hedgehog Tunnel though.

by Hedgehog Tunnel Man June 1, 2024

Tunnel to Crazy Town

Vagina, or pussy; referred to in a way when a man gets caught in a "sticky" situation with a crazy woman due to sexual desire.

You sure went through the Tunnel to Crazy Town with this one, didn't you?

by The Real Blue Wolf September 19, 2018

tunnel of life and death

The vaginal opening in which a baby is pushed out of, or a woman who lays with multiple men and has multiple babies can receive the nickname tunnel of life. But in some cases the baby is not formed and the egg dies, causing blood to flow forth from the opening betwixt the lips of the vagina unless egg had been fertilized.

Dude Tammy almost had sex with me but she was on her period so I backed off.
I would too! I won't touch that tunnel of death!

Hey Ted, make any babies lately?
Hell yes! They be callin that bitch the tunnel of life she be poppin em out like mexicans!

Women are the tunnel of life and death. Just ask their vaginas!

by Hexous1 April 12, 2015

light at the end of the tunnel

Laser pointer attachment on the proctologist's endoscope

Republican Party hopefully sees light at the end of the tunnel.

by [e-mail] January 22, 2023

Censorship Aversion tunnelling

The tactic used my social media conglomerates and/or corporations to artificially inflate their user numbers by enticing a user(s) to create multiple accounts due to being shadow-banned or censored without explanation or with vague explanation.
(Also known as 'Catting' or 'to cat')

The social media company is being sued by their investors for Censorship Aversion Tunnelling.

I created a 2nd account because <social media company> catted me.

by Jadeline H August 11, 2018