Tool

1. Anyone who calls someone a tool, is a tool. 2. Choir directors. 3. People with initials DEW. 4. Choir directors. 5. Guys who shave their head until it's ALMOST bald, but there's still some there. I mean, really? Just shave it all. 6. Choir directors.

That choir director's initials are DEW. WHAT. A. TOOL. Seriously.

by beauchanson June 14, 2011

Tool

A tool is one of those stupid assholes at parties who does nothing but try to bang everything he sees because he thinks he's wonderful. This is typically caused by The small amount of muscle definition he has managed to obtain during his time away from being an alcoholic. He is cocky, but deep down, he knows he is pathetic.

A tool will usually say things like "hey sweetheart, check out my cross tattoo," or "I wish I could've been here sooner, but I was working out."

The guy who smashes beer cans on his head is such a fucking tool.

The guy who awkwardly screams "HEYYYY" when someone enters a room is a tool.

The guy with a cross tattoo but holds no actual biblical knowledge is a tool.

by endon182 July 24, 2011

Toolbarf

The situation that occurs when you've installed so many toolbars into your browser that it crashes whenever you open it.

She had a serious case of toolbarf in her internet explorer as she had installed the yahoo, ask, coupon, google, and aol toolbars.

by A Tech for life February 18, 2013

Toolboxing

Verb. To be a tool and take the whole box for yourself when you should be sharing.

Stop toolboxing that chick.

"Hey why did you toolbox that whole box of chocolates?"

by MLSL October 16, 2013

tool

Someone who's a poser and hangs out with his poser friends and does poser stuff such as listening to Coldplay.

The aforementioned poser may also be constantly listening to music with his earbuds, and reply to you with one word when you attempt to make conversation.

Alec: Hey man! You know that movie we watched in class? Pretty good movie, eh?
John: *takes out one earbud* Huh?
Alec: That movie we watched in class was pretty good, don't you think?
John: Yea. *puts earbud back in his ear*
Alec: Man, John is such a tool!

by TyroneDaPussyEater May 6, 2014

Tool

Someone who thinks they are loved by all but are actually loved by none. Their birth certificate is a sincere apology from the abortion clinic. If they dip you bet your sweet ass it's long cut. They always act like hard asses but they're pussies. Any pussy they've ever drilled no one has ever heard of and they lasted a whole 30 seconds... During floor play. Most of the time they wear rock revival jeans, Jordan's, and tapout shirts.

Michael your such a fucking tool.

by "The Kid" Anselmo December 16, 2015

explaining tool

commonly a baseball bat; possibly any club type item.

He's so stupid I had to use an explaining tool on him.

by oaiolds March 12, 2009