fat tool

A fat person who tries to make it seam like they are ripped and so strong in front of other people. Often they attempt to down on others that are ripped like no ones business and have no body fat by saying "I'm bigger than you I could break your bones" but the truth of the matter is that the fat tool is coated in fat and attempting and failing to disguise it as muscle until they make the fatal mistake of taking off there shirt for the whole world to see that there "muscle" fails at life and is very limited and hiding under a thick layer of fat.

example of a fat tool:

kid: dude how much can you leg press and how many crunches can you do in a minute?

ripped kid: Yeah I can leg press 600lbs and 150 crunches in a minute on a ok day

fat tool: no you can't your too skinny you have no muscle

ripped kid: Dude your a fucking fat tool, thats all fat you loser you suck at life *shows fat tool and kid cut 6 pack* weres your 6 pack fat tool? Oh thats right you don't have one you fat tool all you have is a big fat keg!!!

fat tool: *Crying* I wish I was ripped like ripped kid! *Runs off Crying*

by rower200 May 24, 2009

douche tool

someone that sucks at life.

"Stop cutting me off you douche tool."

by Mission Maker April 13, 2006

tool

a greenspoon

man I want a big cookie no the tool'll give it away

by walt3r September 9, 2010

tool

1. One who lack a brain, and/or does not know how to use it properly.

2. One who should be diagnosed with having bipolar disorder. This person will be having a nice civil conversation one minute and the next they will snap and go insane. Everyone around should stay clear of this person because his P's know peeps and my G's know peeps.

Emample: Steve Narish

"Wow, this kid is a tool!"

by G thang love daddy December 3, 2007

multi-tool

Someone who is beyond the concept of moron. Is so mentally challenged that they cannot even be called a "spanner". They are instead called by so many tools that it needs to be encompaased by several tools at once.

"Dude, you are such a multi-tool."
"A what?"
"You just proved my point."

by Friedrich February 22, 2003

Tool Shame

The act of shaming someone for working with inexpensive hand tools. Usually done by someone who has poor impluse control and spends thousands of dollars on tool truck tools (ie.. Snap-on). This person has an IQ of less than 100 and cannot do the simplest cost benefit analysis to realize that they are the moron for investing in over priced tools.

Shamer... Yee Yee, them there Harbor Freight wrenches ain't as good my Snap-On ones.

Shamee.. Pound sand you dumb redneck and quit trying to tool shame me.

by Kram Larry October 28, 2022

tools with SoAlz

The pure definition at a man’s man. He eats impact drivers and small fasteners for breakfast and washes it down with Makita fan girl tears. He’s a brute of a man, standing at 8’19” tall and weighing just shy of 800 pounds and still wears a shmedium size shirt. The only thing that can hurt this man is a punch to the gut by a Ridgid store rep telling him they are discontinuing the high torque hammer drill (which would crush any man’s soul). He’s know to frolic around the tool section at Home Depot and has also been seen climbing the face of the Hoover dam with nothing but a shop vac and a pair of made in the USA Milwaukee deep reach needle nose pliers. He currently resides in the mountain ranges of the central plains where he has made a following on social media and thrives on his OFs channel featuring him and of course a hammer drill.

Wow, look at that SoAlz! He’s a real impact!

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, oh it’s just Tools with SoAlz.

I saw a SoAlz once, then I walked away.

by KansasTools November 1, 2023