fairy flare

A term used to describe glow sticks. Typically used in reference to candy kids that dance with them at raves.

Yo son, did you see that noodle waving his fairy flares around?

by melchomis June 23, 2007

Fairy-wanding

The process consisting of taping varies cotton balls to the head of the "fairy-wanders" penis, then sprinkling the desired color of glitter all over the taped cotton balls. In order to end the process you must use the newly created fairy wand to smack any raggedy bitch in order to pass on the gift of magic.

After a bitching party i decided to go fairy-wanding with my friend mikes unholy mom because she was lacking gods greatest gifts, happiness and a little bit of magic.

by Ass is Maxiumus November 2, 2013

Closet Fairy

A closet fairy is a person who goes around telling random people they are gay. For any comeback, they use the word "gay."

Shut up, you are so gay!
Nah man, you're just a jealous Closet Fairy.
Dude, you are so gay. Who do you think you are?

by Mweiner May 18, 2011

Catching fairies

To have sex

Person 1: so what did your and john get up to?

Person 2: we went catching fairies

by starjumpz1 November 19, 2016

The Toot Fairy

When you walk into your roommates room the morning after a hard night of beer drinking, and it absolutely reeks like farts.

Looks like the Toot Fairy paid a visit in here last night!

by bigcat81 May 28, 2016

fairy period

A period like experience felt by MTF transsexuals that are on hormone replacement therapy.

All these HRT is giving me fairy periods.

by P-W-B November 3, 2017

fairy butter

The special lube that you use during gay sex after an intense game of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.

"Yo man, that was a great game of CoD. You should get the fairy butter, I'm feeling extra tight tonight."

by DarkyDook December 6, 2009