Shrimp

A really small, shrivlled up, gross looking penis. Often looks like a shrimp.

Daisy: "Ew scarlett your boyfriend finn has a shrimp"
Scarlett: "omg no ew that's disgusting. I am never going near that thing"

Daisy: "Yeah lol u should dump him"

by Dazy235 March 20, 2021

Shrimp

someone who has a really tiny, shrivelled up, gross looking penis

Lola: "Hey i heard that your boyfriend Finn has a shrimp!"
Abby: "oh gross i didn't know that ima break up with him"

by Dazy235 March 19, 2021

Shrimp

A word to describe a short hoe that always wears pink, also something that should be eaten immediately, if you know of a person that is a shrimp, EAT THEM TO PUT THEM OUT OF THEIR MISERY!

Other well known fact is that shrimps are usually teenage girls, or a gay boy that isn't noticed by any of their family so they take it out on their own friends and end up having none because they are GARBO!

Example:

Maxine: YOU WERE TALKING TO BRITANY, WOAH SHE'S A TOTAL BITHCH!

Tiffany: Yeah, totally bitch, might as well call her a shrimp, she always wears pink....what a hoe!

Britany: YEAH? WELL IMMA GO FUCK MYSELF, AND TRY TO GET MY PARENTS TO REMEMBER MY NAME!! (runs to bathroom crying)

by Fudalbutts February 14, 2018

Shrimp

another word for a small penis

Yesterday at the beach I saw Sam’s shrimp by accident.

by Retard On Earth September 20, 2019

Shrimp

vtuber simp

you are shrimp

by ikun November 19, 2020

Shrimp

A shrimp is a young boy called harry that farts a lot and is a very smelly boy who refuses to get washed. He has a younger brother called Marco who is the most handsome boy ever. He has a mum called Alida and a Dad called Simon.

Mum:( sniffs child ) You stink !

CHILD: what i just got out of the sea .
Mum: take a shower
Child: no
Mum: omg you such a harry/shrimp

by Mismatch 272 November 11, 2018

Shrimp

That one scrawny Nerdy kid in high school we all knew.

"Hey Gerry, who invited Thompson?"
"I don't know, but he's a shrimp"

by Steve Bomer February 09, 2017