ass salad

similar to bullshit

"oh shit, my teacher just assigned a 4 page paper due tomorrow"
"dude, that's fucking ass salad"

by assbutt420 November 9, 2015

noodle salad

When a bunch of dudes put there flaccid penises in a girls mouth

Let's all enjoy a noodle salad in Emma's mouth

by Milomoseley September 24, 2016

hooker salad

1. When you're a sex worker but you lookin' like a healthy snack.

Your boy's about to have himself a hooker salad.

Damn, she's got white teeth. And she's fit as hell. Where'd you find this fine hooker salad? Trader Hoes?

by flibbetyflop May 31, 2019

Bean salad

Performing fellatio on a group of men belonging to multiple ethnicities and or nationalities.

Her jaw was sore after having so much bean salad.

by DeWang October 9, 2019

couch salad

1. assembling a salad on a couch; a healthy snack or meal alternative for couch potatoes.

2. the odds and ends (Tator Tots, pennies, lighters, etc) that are found in between the crevices of the couch; in it's most literal sense, couch salad specifically refers to the lettuce found in salad - lettuce being slang for money.

1. a couch salad includes all of the salad "fixin's": greens, bacon pieces, cheese, croutons, etc. The greens are used as a vessel for the items listed above. A healthy, quick, and no mess alternative to normal couch potato fare.

2. "I need tip money for the pizza guy could you fish around under the couch cushions and grab me some couch salad?"

by Beth_The_Death February 16, 2008

Dead Salad

A quiet shift. Used in catering/hospitality.

Zak asked "how's it been, busy?"
"No mate, dead salad" Hannah replied.

by HF85 September 23, 2021

Frumpy Salad

1) A salad that is unpleasant looking in appearance and lacks taste. The lettuce leafs are wilted like an old womans breasts and resemble more of a brown color than green. The leafs are soggy and are hard to chew. Not fresh and crisp. The toppings normally are not fresh either and lacking in taste. The tomatoes are normally soft and squishy and the croutons are hard as rocks. The dressing normally is extra runny with no flavor.

2) Used to describe a salad from a restaurant Amanda chose for us to eat at in OCEAN CITY MARYLAND.

Hey Amanda, I sure hope the crab cakes are going to taste better than this "FRUMPY SALAD" they just served us.

by CITYBOY MADMAX July 23, 2017