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Shrimp hands

When your hands are both cold and sweaty.
Person 1 grabs person 2s hand

Person 2: dude, you got shrimp hands
by Shrek the musical December 31, 2017
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Shrimp basket

A bowel movement that is hot, spicy and comes out like soft peanut butter but once it hits the water it breaks apart into small curled shrimp like floating pieces of poop
Resembling a fried shrimp basket that you would get at a local bar
Damn Cuzzo I just dropped a straight shrimp basket On foenem grave. Looks fresh out the fryer
by Bizzletwix May 31, 2025
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beta shrimp

opposite of "Alpha Male"
Typically attributed to (overly) politically correct people who are easily offended
"That guy is such a snowflake - he's a real beta shrimp"
by EverestK2 April 10, 2018
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shrimp burrito

when two men go shrimping and cum, beans and corn end up in the straw
when Maurice and Paulie when shrimping they ended up with a shrimp burrito.
by bikeman 5 July 16, 2024
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Shrimp Swirl

One who is of which is upon the act of fingering the mammalian anus,and upon removal of said finger has a dense turd swizzled around the finger in shrim-like form. The said mammalian if of a high fiber diet.
"Swizzle me timbers my vegan slave whore," said broskie,"your firbous diet has left yet another SHRIMP SWIRL upon me."
by Dick Johnson, DMD April 24, 2018
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Shrimp Tank

A group of people consisting of all males and one female.
I wanted to hit on Kelly, but it was a real shrimp tank in there so I didn't get the opportunity.
by 2guysandagirl August 18, 2022
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