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Condition One

From firearms jargon: chambered, full magazine, cocked, safety on.
As in: Ready to take a massive poo... But not quite a crisis.
Not as bad as Condition Zero.
Can we stop the car at the next gas station? I'm condition one over here.
We tried Greek but the silly bitch didn't tell me she was condition one.
by youdbesoluckytoknowme January 11, 2014
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it starts with one

thing i dont know why it does not even matter how hard i try.
" broo did you hear the new meme that goes like: it starts with one "
by it starts with one August 8, 2022
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one please

Used as an exclamation of approval.

Can be used in a variety of contexts including, but not limited to:
- when you see something you wanna eat
- when you see someone with whom you want to have penetration
- when you see an outfit/shoes that your wardrobe cannot survive without

Choice uses include exclaiming the phrase when looking at a dessert menu implying you want to eat everything on the dessert menu.

Once you establish a reputation for using the phrase among your peer group, you can start using alternative numerical values, for example, "two please" when you see an incredibly attractive pair of Brazilian identical twin brothers.
(Nick and Dave walk into a bar and are greeted by an underwear model)
Dave: one please!
by Interjekt October 26, 2015
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Wanna One

The group formed by the second season of Produce 101. They debuted on August 7th 2017, their contracts ended on December 13st 2018 but will promote forever in Wannable's hearts.
"Oh, you stanned Wanna One?"

"I did then, and I still do now. As long as there is Wannables, Wanna One will always be here."
by hneulxx December 30, 2020
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Bash one in

(Verb) This is the female equivalent. A slang term used for masturbating.
"I really enjoyed Magic Mike. It was great to get home, enjoy a nice hot bath and bash one in."
by wellfancythat September 8, 2018
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A fat one

by Scbestie January 12, 2019
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Hatch One

A pleasant and more socially acceptable way to announce that you need to take a big ole shit.
Ladies and gentlemen, if you will pardon me for just a few moments. I need to hatch one and will be back in about five.
by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017
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