Jism Unicorn

Hairstyle, mostly on men. Related to the mall claw, but on a male. The front of the hairline is pointed up in a unicornian style. The overuse of hair product adds to to the jismy quality.

Bill spends hours on his jism unicorn, but it looks ridiculous on him...

by Capturedbyrobots January 6, 2012

unicorn pot

Any "name brand", widely discussed, strain of marijuana, that nobody has even actually personaly seen, smoked, or even personally know somebody who has ever seen or smoked it. The type of weed you read about in High Times. The stuff so good it's only rumored to exist, much like the fabled unicorn.

Hey man have you ever smoked Northern Lights?
No man, that shit's just unicorn pot.

by somedudeontheweb April 15, 2015

unicorn puncher

One who keeps arrogant creatures from boasting about themselves.

A way to prevent false promises.

Oh, you make 100k a year, well I punch unicorns in the face. I am the unicorn puncher.

by Unicornpuncher December 19, 2016

Unicorn Blood

A can of Natty light. Consuming the magical beverage will grant eternal life, a youthful appearance, and the labido and sexual prowess of an animal in heat. However, each time you drink one, your soul dies a little bit at a time.

Just picked up a case of Unicorn Blood for tonight.

Toss me a can of Unicorn Blood.

What do you mean Natty sucks?! This shit is basically Unicorn Blood.

by Finch345 December 31, 2011

Unicorn Sex

When two gay people put strap ons onto their heads like a unicorn and then STICK THAT FUCKIN DILDO INTO EACH OTHER'S ASSES

Hey man wanna have some unicorn sex?

by Papi Zo June 24, 2017

Unicorn Horn

The hairstyle;

Also, could be used as an incognito penis reference.

One morn, i coulda sworn, i was in the middle of a porn, cause this bitch was riding on my unicorn horn

by CnClear January 10, 2011

unicorn family

A Unicorn Family is a family that is, simply put, too good to be true. All of the family members love and support one another. Internal strife is rare to non-existent. To the outside world they are a perfect family.

In talking to my best friend I told her that I wished I had a unicorn family, like she has.

by pmrlcomm December 1, 2015