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Vegas pussy

It’s the sore pussy you fly home from Vegas with. You feel it when you walk and know that you got plowed so many times that you won’t be able to fuck again for at least a week.
She told her girlfriends they barely left the room the whole time and she coming home with some Vegas pussy!
by Veep April 28, 2022
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dillon vega

A low-life swinousarous scumshit who dramaticates the very essence of his own rundown life with over exaggeration and incompetence. This fragile scrudgeberry shaft licker has a "hard time", when it comes to man hood, there for Dillon Vega must must remember mommy is always there to help when her bubblyboo is to busy unracionalizing basic properties of salvation. In other words Dillion Vega isn't a vagina, but if Jennifer Whatson and Simon Esner were in a room, she would be the guy doing you know what to you know who. The Asiayranian ecbleashin telemarketor in the closet watching your children dance to Little Einstiens like a beach marathan and the ice cream truck man had festilation ganausurations.
Billy~ Hey it's Dillion Vega over there !

Billy's Drunk friend~ I had a baby sloth who could fall over better than him.

Dillon Vega~ I haven't showered in months.
by Sloauch. May 14, 2018
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LAS VEGAS PEDOPHILE MASCOT

GOOGLE ALPHABET SLAVE.

The worse SEX TORTURE EVER.
It is not LAS VEGAS PEDOPHILE MASCOT but instead LOS VEGAS PEDOPHILE MASCOT which is SOL SEVAG the SUN GOD SUNDERARAJAN PICHAI changing states by using LAS VEGAS PEDOPHILE MASCOT as the marching of all kinds of EVENTS in the SIN CITY problem finder to always EXPAND AND EVALUATE wider and wider situations as COMING TO THE GOOGLEPLEX soon those brand new ILLUSTRIOUS DEFINITIONS of BLUE ORIGIN.

No touching, no cumming and no intercourse with anyone for the LAS VEGAS PEDOPHILE MASCOT as the biggest tumescent tease of the century.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER June 1, 2022
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Vegas weekend

Tuesday and Wednesday is considered the weekend for many people who work in Las Vegas, as they typically work through the actual weekend serving out-of-towners.
Guy 1: bro why did you send me Snapchats of you chugging liquor at 2am on a Tuesday?
Guy 2: because it's my Vegas Weekend! I'm off today and Tomorrow!
by jaybirdlaw September 21, 2021
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Vegas Close

When you are on the street in Vegas and hotel looks close so you start walking and 20 minutes later you are only halfway there.
We're not walking to the Wynn it's Vegas close. Check your phone it's at least a 30 minute walk.
by Sndvl1999 January 20, 2025
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Vegas Face

The common people phenomenon in Las Vegas where people have the best abs, buns, thighs, pectorals, calves, & bodies but haven’t spent the same time/attention on their face.
Look at that guy in the pool over there he is so sexy. That body....let’s hope when he turns around he doesn’t have “Vegas Face.”

That girl laying over there tanning by the Bellagio pool has a beautiful body; until I walked by and saw she has a bad case of “Vegas Face.”
by Koshell September 23, 2020
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