dough-poor

1. Any person engaged in following orders from or what amounts to selling their time and/or services in order to receive any illicit substances.

2. To have little or no physical money.

1. That chick is such a dough-poor, she gets naked when she walks in the plugs door.

2. I’m so dough-poor I couldn’t buy a stick of gum.

by Stillbill July 30, 2024

poor banker

A hobo that asks you to "deposit" your money to his "bank" instead of you depositing your money somewhere else.

broke kid: *sees a thick pocket* Ayy lmao wanna deposit your money? 100% of your money goes to my benefit!
rich kid: No mate I'd rather go to wells fargo.
bystanders: Crikey! $That poor banker got a run for his money!

by watdafuq January 8, 2019

you poor thing

if you say this and have a ghost face mask account on tiktok and use that one audio… you literally suck mad did

“ you poor thing. „

by rossumsbabe September 16, 2021

Poor

A person that is Extremely Skinny

You need to eat more, you’re starting to get Poor

by Dmoney1000 November 9, 2019

Poor Bob

When you shit on someone tile floor then active the Roomba.

I snuck into Johnnys house and gave him a Poor Bob that he’d never forget.

by Funkyfur October 8, 2022

Poor tori...

A term you say around any female who isnt named tori, (if they are named tori, say poor zoe) to freak them out and create awkward moments.

Dash: poor tori...
Jack: but im Jack!
Dash: poor tori...
Jack: what?

by Dash Reid April 11, 2008

ps poor

Alternative name for PlayStation 4 since the new generation came out.

“I can’t afford a PlayStation 5 so I just use my ps poor.”

by Maevethequeen September 4, 2023