Jet

If Funny was a person, it’s her. Jet is hilarious. You’ll laugh so hard your hair will fall out. LMFAO Jet. She has big ears and will make you laugh big time. The best friend you will ever have, keep her close and save.

My God Jet, I never laughed so hard

Jet stop! My hair is falling out

This are the ears I love the most, Jet

by Superbaghairdayy November 22, 2021

Belarusian jet pack

Having a rocket up your ass to spin faster on a horizontal bar.

The Belarusian Jet pack will make all NATO member cower in fear as their soldiers spin a Mach speed on a horizontal bar.

by Flat tire August 4, 2023

private jet

Best Place you’ll ever find to get it on. Perfect privacy and the only people on board are the ones you invited. Be prepared, it will be the ride of you life… and not just the plane ride.

Fuck in a private jet ain’t nowhere safe now

by SmartBxi123 September 2, 2021

uber the jet

When you're so rich that you could literally uber a jet, as in a private jet.

Me: "Hey uber the jet, or nah??"

Person: "Nah."

Me: "Hey man that is not very cash money of you."

by animaee September 8, 2019

Jet

Word used by asian co-worker when trying to leave work in order to eat corado or consume rib.

Mike, ready to Jet? I am trying to eat rib.

by Chairman Meoww July 2, 2010

jet ball

Smoking hott, great personality, and beautiful in all forms. A true catch.

Jessica is definitely a jet ball.

by Zack151521 November 17, 2013

jet-skiied

While in the Bahamas, the occurrence of several black men in their young twenty's consistently asking you to ride on their jet ski's at outrageously overpriced rates. The consistency of these men to ask you to jet-ski with them tends to bother most passerby. Also, these men tend to be incredibly sketchy. Usually their greetings come with obscene hand signals.

'Pretty lady discount over here! Jet ski, Jet ski!" -Creepy Black Man #1

*10 yards later*

'Jet ski for the sisters! Jet ski! Here!' -Creepy Black Man #2

Me: "We've just been jet-skiied!"

by bohemianchild November 2, 2012