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poop gun

When your lower colon is fully loaded with 1-3 large fully digested meals and you're ready to fire the unwanted poop (bullets) into the nearest outhouse, toilet, bush, or ladies chest that you can locate.
Tony: Man, my folks took me to the all you can sushi buffet last night for dinner before I had to go meet up with Tina at her apartment. Needless to say my poop gun was fully loaded and I was itching to pull the trigger when I got to her apartment. Fortunately, she let me fire my "browning bullets" right into her chest. Dude, I was so relieved when my poop gun chamber was all empty, but gosh did I cause A LOT of damage to her tits.
Steve: Geez, sounds like a total shitshow! All-you-can-eat-sushi?!! Sounds like you were at least packing an 8 shooter when you got to Tina's place.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
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Fucking the Gun

Fucking the Gun is a term used for an unnecessary sex scene that doesn’t progress the plot and is just there for the sex appeal of the audience.
Person 1: Hey, did you *insert title here*?

Person 2: No, I didn’t. Did anything interesting happen?

Person 1: I don’t know, I stopped watching after they Fucking the Gun halfway through.
by Xfabkmor March 8, 2023
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Gunning the motor

This is simply another word for masturbating, commonly used by members of an older, more mature audience.
guy 1: wow that chick is so hot
guy 2: your right, gunning the motor feels right about now.
guy 1: nice........don't tell me stuff like that.
by busta_nut_94 April 18, 2010
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shun gun

Kind of like the banhammer, but instead of banning someone, You shun them.
*watches Fail blog video*

N00B: 0MG, DiD H3 D3AD??? :o

SHUN GUN WEILDER: *shuns*
by a r i a n a . July 29, 2009
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Gun Daddy

A member of the gay community who prefers younger men and collecting firearms. Will send his partner on vacation.
"Do you like my new Glock? My Gun Daddy got it for me!"
by gizmo72247 August 15, 2020
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Trouser Guns

Imaginery item(s) found in the inside of the trouser leg, used by species called Big Caff and the Timmies...
by devinemadness April 15, 2010
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Tommy Gun

An extremley iconic gun used by various organised crime syndicates in the prohibition period, it was created by John T Thompson in 1918.
John: best gun in MotD?

Bill: the tommy gun
by Dons. March 9, 2020
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