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tea gang

3 awesome guys that like tea
by Paton698 November 29, 2020
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Ass Tea

When a person eats a salad that is tainted with salmonella causing diarrhea consisting of chunks of vegetation mixed with shit.
Man, after eating that salad I scoured a turlet full of ass tea.
by Ashley James Williams June 12, 2018
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Tea, sis

Basically when someone says the tea (or rather, spills the tea) someone would call you sis, after spilling the flaming hot tea.
“And that’s the tea, sis.”
by Dema. January 4, 2019
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That’s the tea sis

1. A way to conclude telling someone some gossip/ some tea. It can be said to either gender despite the word ‘sis’.
1. ‘And then Kylie caught them in the act!’
‘Wow, the kettle is boiling.’
That’s the tea sis!’
by lileilish June 9, 2019
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Trouser tea

Used underwear purchased online, boiled and made into a tea.
Just got a new pair in who wants some trouser tea????........ Where did everyone go???
by TRexguy February 6, 2015
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Purple tea

Purple tea is a potent mixture of psychedelic mushrooms and tea, most commonly used when there has been a large harvest of mushrooms. Tea is a good way to consume a large dose quickly
1. Billy: "you guys coming clubbing tonight."

Bud: "nahh mate, we've been hitting the Purple tea all afternoon, social events are out of the question."

2. Beven: "I think I just discovered the meaning of the universe."

Suzy: "me to!"

Beven: "word! lets drink some more purple tea so we can further discuss this discovery through telepathy"
by Father Worthington October 19, 2010
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dutch tea

When a wrinkly old man who does not shower dips his dirty ball bag in his beer to make it a brown and dirty color.
Holy fucking fuck balls David, this beer tastes like a Dutch tea.

Shut up and drink your dirty ball water Garrett you curly headed fuck.
by Van Dammit February 24, 2015
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