When a person eats a salad that is tainted with salmonella causing diarrhea consisting of chunks of vegetation mixed with shit.
by Ashley James Williams June 12, 2018

Basically when someone says the tea (or rather, spills the tea) someone would call you sis, after spilling the flaming hot tea.
“And that’s the tea, sis.”
by Dema. January 4, 2019

1. A way to conclude telling someone some gossip/ some tea. It can be said to either gender despite the word ‘sis’.
by lileilish June 9, 2019

by TRexguy February 6, 2015

Purple tea is a potent mixture of psychedelic mushrooms and tea, most commonly used when there has been a large harvest of mushrooms. Tea is a good way to consume a large dose quickly
1. Billy: "you guys coming clubbing tonight."
Bud: "nahh mate, we've been hitting the Purple tea all afternoon, social events are out of the question."
2. Beven: "I think I just discovered the meaning of the universe."
Suzy: "me to!"
Beven: "word! lets drink some more purple tea so we can further discuss this discovery through telepathy"
Bud: "nahh mate, we've been hitting the Purple tea all afternoon, social events are out of the question."
2. Beven: "I think I just discovered the meaning of the universe."
Suzy: "me to!"
Beven: "word! lets drink some more purple tea so we can further discuss this discovery through telepathy"
by Father Worthington October 19, 2010

When a wrinkly old man who does not shower dips his dirty ball bag in his beer to make it a brown and dirty color.
Holy fucking fuck balls David, this beer tastes like a Dutch tea.
Shut up and drink your dirty ball water Garrett you curly headed fuck.
Shut up and drink your dirty ball water Garrett you curly headed fuck.
by Van Dammit February 24, 2015
