Flat smack ; (noun)(vb)
A flat smack is the sharp firm slap with the undeniable flat earth truth, often carried out on unsuspecting globers and globe defending shills.
Flat smacks often trigger a cognitive dissonance response and episode of denial from the general condition of shock; to the flatsmacked globers that have been subjected to it.
Being slapped in the face unexpectedly with the truth that you have been lied to
and tricked into believing you are living
on a sphere that is revolving and
rotating through space.
Present tense - flat smacking
Past tense - flat smacked
Medical - flat smackitis (medical condition in which flat smacked globers completely disregard objective reality and blantantly lie to themselves to protect their indoctrinated belief system.
See also : globe debunked, ripballearth, mass formation hypnosis, stockholme syndrome, dunning kruger effect.
A flat smack is the sharp firm slap with the undeniable flat earth truth, often carried out on unsuspecting globers and globe defending shills.
Flat smacks often trigger a cognitive dissonance response and episode of denial from the general condition of shock; to the flatsmacked globers that have been subjected to it.
Being slapped in the face unexpectedly with the truth that you have been lied to
and tricked into believing you are living
on a sphere that is revolving and
rotating through space.
Present tense - flat smacking
Past tense - flat smacked
Medical - flat smackitis (medical condition in which flat smacked globers completely disregard objective reality and blantantly lie to themselves to protect their indoctrinated belief system.
See also : globe debunked, ripballearth, mass formation hypnosis, stockholme syndrome, dunning kruger effect.
Chris had to flat smack ammon several times, with the observable reality water at rest always finds and maintains level.
Ammon responded by showing a circle and claiming the circumference was level; his cognitive dissonance response was nuhuhs, incredulity and blantant lies to protect his own delusional bawler beliefs.
Ammon responded by showing a circle and claiming the circumference was level; his cognitive dissonance response was nuhuhs, incredulity and blantant lies to protect his own delusional bawler beliefs.
by FLATSMACK PHD July 28, 2023
Get the FLAT Smackmug. When two adult males sit around gossiping like a couple of Junior High School girls. Can sometimes be accompanied by giggling.
I wonder if G. Bush and D. Cheney drink diet soda while panty smacking about how cute Brad Pitt was on the cover of Teen Magazine.
by Glenn S. February 1, 2004
Get the panty smackingmug. by Cailen December 7, 2006
Get the Coot smackmug. Talk that is so far beyond SMACK, it's SMICKETY SMACK.
This phrase can legitimately be spoken in a sing-song rhythm as a counter argument when someone is going so far past logical reasoning that logic simply will not work against them.
This phrase is normally used when the other person has come up with the same smack a thousand times before.
This phrase can legitimately be spoken in a sing-song rhythm as a counter argument when someone is going so far past logical reasoning that logic simply will not work against them.
This phrase is normally used when the other person has come up with the same smack a thousand times before.
Elizabeth: "I don't want to be with you because you look at too much porn and pay too much attention to other women and talk about women too much and...and...and...and..."
Wes: "Smick smack SMICKETY SMACK smick smack!"
Wes: "Smick smack SMICKETY SMACK smick smack!"
by Black@Heart March 17, 2010
Get the smickety smackmug. A Smack Buttocks is a male who has the tendancy to violently thrust his genitalia into another male partner's buttocks while a "smacking" sound is made by his testicles striking the partner's butt cheeks.
by Big Wil August 18, 2006
Get the smack buttocksmug. 1.) A nickname for someone whose name begins with the letter "M".
2.) A nickname for someone whose name begins with the letter "M" and who abuses drugs (see smack, coke)
2.) A nickname for someone whose name begins with the letter "M" and who abuses drugs (see smack, coke)
by Dan The Man April 9, 2004
Get the M-Smackmug. When the flat earth reality is presented to and argued for unexpectedly causing cognitive dissonance and triggering a globe earth defense response or generally condition of shock. Being slapped in the face unexpectedly with the truth that you have been lied to and tricked into believing you are living on a sphere that is revolving and rotating through space.
The other night at the party I gave Fred a good flat smacking with the truth that water can not curve therefore the earth must be flat; it pissed him off.
by Big FLATso October 16, 2017
Get the flat smackingmug.