Purple tea

Purple tea is a potent mixture of psychedelic mushrooms and tea, most commonly used when there has been a large harvest of mushrooms. Tea is a good way to consume a large dose quickly

1. Billy: "you guys coming clubbing tonight."

Bud: "nahh mate, we've been hitting the Purple tea all afternoon, social events are out of the question."

2. Beven: "I think I just discovered the meaning of the universe."

Suzy: "me to!"

Beven: "word! lets drink some more purple tea so we can further discuss this discovery through telepathy"

by Father Worthington October 18, 2010

Green Tea

It’s either the actual tea, or it’s by far the silliest localised stand name of all time. How do you make tea threatening!?

Green Tea’s quicky secret.

by Pimpleapps April 27, 2021

Onion Tea

When you do a reverse tea bag and fart in the other persons eyes causing them to water. ( and in good cases they will actually be tears)

Carl is sleeping i bet he wil wake up if i give him some onion tea

by Delerious420 October 12, 2011

Tea Charmer

A man so insecure he will subject his partner to abuse and gaslighting. Eg Lewis McKenna from Derby.

Lewis McKenna is a Tea Charmer

by Heavydongle January 14, 2023

Trouser tea

Used underwear purchased online, boiled and made into a tea.

Just got a new pair in who wants some trouser tea????........ Where did everyone go???

by TRexguy February 06, 2015

Tea sets

A collection of whores gathered in the same area doing whore like activities.

There's no way I'll go to that movie there's going to be tea sets everywhere.

by Lion/of/Destiny August 01, 2010

bitch tea

-- Gossiping about a bitchy girl.

--Girl 1: I brought some bitch tea!
--Girl 2: Spill it sis!
--Girl 1: So I saw... *insert juicy gossip*

by cqnniie September 20, 2020