tap poetry

The string of words that appears when you tap only the predictive text suggestions on your smartphone.

Lisa made tap poetry by picking the middle suggestion for every word that appeared on her smartphone's predictive text suggestions. It read "The fact I can see it as an excuse for the next few weeks of a sudden it was the best of the year and I love it and it was the best thing to say"

by biancuppy March 4, 2015

Wuhan Tap

The act of opening a door, gate or pressing something with your shoe instead of your hands, to avoid catching the corona virus and practicing proper social distancing and hygeine.

"Hey Bill, can you please press the elevator to floor 8?"

"No worries Fred, I'll just give er' the old Wuhan Tap!" *roundhouse kicks button*

by tammylover April 7, 2020

Pope Tap

When a guy taps his erected penis on a woman’s forehead. Often as a pre-lim to a blow-job.

I pope tapped that bitch and then she blew me.

by AsuBulldog July 1, 2022

tap nugget

when a girl has small breasts, but you still want to hit that

Damm she a tap nugget!

by funkypotatosalad June 30, 2016

Tap juice

1. Water

Steve poured a refreshing glass of tap juice

by Sativa7 August 23, 2021

Fly the Taps

Used to order a flight (5 oz pour) of every beer on tap at the establishment.

Patron: I'would like to Fly the Taps.
Waiter: Uh...What?
Patron: I would like one flight of every beer on tap. I would like to Fly the Taps.

by TheRealSuperMan July 13, 2017

polo tap

When a woman in reverse cowgirl punches a man in the nuts as he ejaculates.

I polo tapped Rick so hard last night that he's still sore.

by newty11 November 16, 2010