TAP Plan

A plan that is over the top, stupid, and won't do anything while most likely having a much simpler solution.

Your going to electrify a rod and conduct electricity into the ocean? We got another TAP Plan.

by TAP Hater 69 July 13, 2019

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Life tap

verb: life tap; 3rd person present: life taps; past tense: life tapped; past participle: life tapped; gerund or present participle: life tapping

extremely light, gentle strike to the testicles by back of the fingers of a cupped hand; done properly, effects will manifest after 30 seconds: excruciating pain at least 10 times worse than a solid hit/kick to the same testicles.

My friend said he was gonna life tap me. He then cupped his hand and tried to hit me in the nuts! I backed off, and thought he just grazed me. He then started laughing: after 30 seconds my eyes filled with tears as it felt like pure fire shot through my testicles and an intense ache came on too!

by Liphradicus Epicus November 1, 2016

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Charlie Tap

A "low five" invented by a Cannabis connoisseur known as "Charlie" whereas the downward "five" is executed with then retracted as quickly possible with a severe lack of the force expected when receiving a "high five".

(It can also be used in a sideways variation)

Know how I can tell he's tired? He gave you the 'Charlie Tap'.

by SlurrinVerbs January 21, 2009

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thug tap

Punking somebody knocking into someone making them your bitch

you just got thug tapped

by blueEyez May 18, 2015

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Wuhan Tap

The act of opening a door, gate or pressing something with your shoe instead of your hands, to avoid catching the corona virus and practicing proper social distancing and hygeine.

"Hey Bill, can you please press the elevator to floor 8?"

"No worries Fred, I'll just give er' the old Wuhan Tap!" *roundhouse kicks button*

by tammylover April 7, 2020

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