verb: life tap; 3rd person present: life taps; past tense: life tapped; past participle: life tapped; gerund or present participle: life tapping
extremely light, gentle strike to the testicles by back of the fingers of a cupped hand; done properly, effects will manifest after 30 seconds: excruciating pain at least 10 times worse than a solid hit/kick to the same testicles.
extremely light, gentle strike to the testicles by back of the fingers of a cupped hand; done properly, effects will manifest after 30 seconds: excruciating pain at least 10 times worse than a solid hit/kick to the same testicles.
My friend said he was gonna life tap me. He then cupped his hand and tried to hit me in the nuts! I backed off, and thought he just grazed me. He then started laughing: after 30 seconds my eyes filled with tears as it felt like pure fire shot through my testicles and an intense ache came on too!
by Liphradicus Epicus November 1, 2016
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Get the Nigger tap mug.While a girl gives a guy a blowjob, the guy proceeds to headlock her using his legs. Then, the girl in order not to die of asphyxiation she taps his arms like Connor McGregor did to Khabib Nurmagomedov.
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Dude 2- She agreed to try extreme stuff but she McGregor Tapped the moment I tried to choke her!
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1. To engage in sexual intercourse with a hairy and/or Canadian girl (usually to gratify a kink or fetish) and Slay that poon
2. To literally prod a fucking moose. Like, seriously. Why would you do that? All it's trying to do is eat some grass or whatever the fuck moose do these days. Also, what is the plural of 'moose'? Is it 'moose' or 'mooses'?... 'miise'?
1. To engage in sexual intercourse with a hairy and/or Canadian girl (usually to gratify a kink or fetish) and Slay that poon
2. To literally prod a fucking moose. Like, seriously. Why would you do that? All it's trying to do is eat some grass or whatever the fuck moose do these days. Also, what is the plural of 'moose'? Is it 'moose' or 'mooses'?... 'miise'?
1.
(example 1)
A: "I'm gonna tap the moose tonight!"
B: "Yes get in there m8!"
(example 2)
A: "Come on, ladies! Let's get our mooses tapped, eh!?"
B: "Don't you mean 'moose tapped'?"
C: "I'm pretty sure it's 'miise', eh..."
2.
(at the zoo)
A: "Look at all the wildlife!"
B: "Daddy, can I tap the moose?"
A: "Why would you do that?"
B: "Because it's the most beautiful of all the mooses in the world!"
A: "It's 'miise', and no, that would be your mother."
(example 1)
A: "I'm gonna tap the moose tonight!"
B: "Yes get in there m8!"
(example 2)
A: "Come on, ladies! Let's get our mooses tapped, eh!?"
B: "Don't you mean 'moose tapped'?"
C: "I'm pretty sure it's 'miise', eh..."
2.
(at the zoo)
A: "Look at all the wildlife!"
B: "Daddy, can I tap the moose?"
A: "Why would you do that?"
B: "Because it's the most beautiful of all the mooses in the world!"
A: "It's 'miise', and no, that would be your mother."
by DatBoiAJ October 7, 2016
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Description: A female repeatedly tapping her gentile region on the head of another person with or without clothing.
Description: A female repeatedly tapping her gentile region on the head of another person with or without clothing.
"To announce her victory over her boyfriend when beating him at his favorite game Kelly clam tapped his ass"
by Ivana tap December 23, 2013
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