tanner

one who accepts anal for the price of cheesy poofs

that was the best tanner i have got in a long time

by shankler June 4, 2007

tanner

He a fuckboy.

Person 1: He is such a tanner.
Person 2: Ohhh so he is a fuckboy?
Person 1: Yeah!

by Bluebloodoftheheart May 7, 2016

Tanner

White van owner. Pulls up to unsuspecting children (preferabley little boys)and lurers them into his van with FREE CANDY spray paintedf on his van. Then ties them to his basement wall with chains, sticking their butts in the air (the easier way for him to molest them). Lubs em' up and inserts his penis with no condom into thier buttholes.Hr then he cuts off there penis and puts it up his own butt.

Child walks down the street. Tanner sees the victim and he prepares to strike. The little boy sees the van that says FREE CANDY. he has heard of this devilish molester. He tries to run but cannot escape the tazer that tanner weilds.
"I have you now kid!!"
And you know the rest...

by jore lobez December 3, 2006

tasker

A man with unsually long, large and sometimes pathologically hairy nipples

Hey man you cold? Nah I'm just a tasker

by YW_217 August 30, 2008

Tanner Fox

Back stabbing mole rat

Tanner Fox is a back stabbing mole rat

by Hatkvd November 18, 2017

Tanked Out

1) To pass out with no memory of anything prior to waking up. i.e: waking up holding a furby you don't even own, in the bed of the five-year-old of your next door neighbor. 2)To get drunk/medicated enough to pass out.

I tanked out after the party last night.

by your_royal_shortness92 November 13, 2006

Tanner

Tanner is an amazing person. Tanner is an amazing athlete. He will always make your day 20x better. Tanner will always be there when you need. He is not very smart but is really good with relationships.

I wish I had a Tanner.

by 6386393730474 October 13, 2016