Taner

A polished foreskin

"My dick is looking straight taner right now, baby"

by Ohfuckittyfuckthen August 1, 2016

Tanner

Someone who thinks he/she is so cool, when really they are just a pathetic loser who thinks if he asks out every girl (or guy) in the school that someone has to say "yes". He thinks way to much of himself. Also, treats his girlfriends/boyfriends like pieces of trash. No one respects him except for his homies and groupies, and if he is walking around he HAS to be holding his "balls" otherwise he does not feel like himself.

Also see wannabe, Wangster, and douchebag

Wow, look at that guy over there! He listens to the "Worst" music. Did he just ask out ANOTHER girl? He is such a Tanner!

Also see wannabe and Wangster

by Goaliegirl October 11, 2009

tanger

A really poor person who is uneducated, has bad regrowth in their hair (for girls) and rats tails/shaved head (guys), lacking fashion sense and think they are the shit. Girls usually wear tacky superflare jeans with their muffintop poking out and a way too small top. Or they just wear mens clothes like dada and eminem. Men seem to think they are gangstas but just look like dicks, wearing dada and basically anything dirty and old. Tangers are dirty and poor and live in bad areas. Tanger girls think playboy bunnies are the best thing ever created. Ew.

Person 1: "Eww! Look at those tangers can they please go back to (insert poor area here)!"
Person 2: "Ewww!"

by e.lla. December 24, 2006

taderhole mongroll

one that plays with there taderhole all day/ in the gay sense fags

mikee is a taderhole mongroll

by Red Sanchez January 14, 2008

Tanner

An individual who is oddly hilarious while simultaneously being near unlovable, driving all people, especially females, away while being an all around horrible human being.

Man, I feel bad for Tanner, he seems sad and unloved.
Don’t feel bad it’s Tanner
Oh yea

by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017

Tanner

Self obsesed, whore who cant keep his dick in his pants because of his self enveloped idea that everyone wants him. when in fact he is only as useful to women as a blow up doll. He tends to have problems when a girl doesnt like him and doesnt understand the meaning of no. even when said in 10 different languages.
GINGER (yet no soul)
he would make a great famous person because he likes to get with girls and have one timers.

yea he turned out to be a tottal tanner status

by amilliondollarbabe July 28, 2011

Tender Branson

The most unsexy thing known to mankind.

That disgusting grunt has a similar complexion to a tender branson.

by The Putrid Pumpkin November 26, 2004