Toesss

Hairy toes and 32 oz steaks are all you need to enjoy life! Another secret to life is bathing in walgreens mac and cheese and having plastic eyebrows.

I love hairy toesss

by hairytoes112 November 10, 2018

Toestan

A special kind of toe jam you only get at an eminem concert. It really stinks, and tastes like pickles and burnt chicken. I know this because I took my girlfriend to an eminem concert last year and I have a foot fetish.

Bob: "Yo dude, I heard the homie went to that eminem show last night."

Chuck: "Oh Dan? Bruh... we were gonna smoke a blunt before work today, but he hadn't showered since the show and the toestan was so rank I had to get my ass outta there. I guess the legends are true."

by Eye Githel Ahblo Jawbs November 28, 2018

Toesmcgoes

When you suck a girls or guys toes than leave them, and never talk to them again.

¨Last night I had to Toesmcgoes after her toes tasted like milk.¨

by CodyToez March 5, 2019

tokester

A juul or other e-cigarette/heated tobacco device capable of producing CLOUD.

Taking a few chunky rips on the tokester

by Stringback Driving Gloves March 24, 2019

toes in dema

the greatest piece of literature to ever exist. written by a genius, toes in dema is known as one of the best fanfics to exist in the world of twenty one pilots.

this story features toe eater tyler joseph and drummer josh dun, along with a mysterious main character that represents the entire skeleton clique.

author of toes in dema: tylerstoes on wattpad

person 1: omg did you read that new crack fanfic toes in dema??

person 2: yup!! it’s one of the best fanfics i’ve ever read!!! 100/100!!

by tylerstoes April 1, 2019

Toesicles

When a persons toes are so cold they could be ice cubes

It’s so cold, i now have toesicles

by Momlino July 24, 2019

toesday

toesday, the third day of the week. comes after moanday.

toesday is the day the soapman unlocks our shoe prisons and lets our delicious toes breath free from their acidy prison.

toejam also inexplicably tastes the best on this day.

toesday is my favorite day of the week!

"ay yo whats tomorrow" "toesday." "oh boy!"

by fuck me with a green lunchbox October 8, 2019