From firearms jargon: chambered, full magazine, cocked, safety on.
As in: Ready to take a massive poo... But not quite a crisis.
Not as bad as Condition Zero.
As in: Ready to take a massive poo... But not quite a crisis.
Not as bad as Condition Zero.
Can we stop the car at the next gas station? I'm condition one over here.
We tried Greek but the silly bitch didn't tell me she was condition one.
We tried Greek but the silly bitch didn't tell me she was condition one.
by youdbesoluckytoknowme January 11, 2014
Get the Condition Onemug. by it starts with one August 8, 2022
Get the it starts with onemug. when a social media user types "school one" in the caption of the picture of there self wearing school clothes.
by TheMelonnn December 7, 2016
Get the school onemug. 
Friend 1: Hey do you have a giant picture of a rooster in your bag
That one friend: yeah what color?
That one friend: yeah what color?
by Byestone June 28, 2020
Get the That one friendmug. "Jack, party of one, your table is ready," Jack said quietly, as he sat down in his kitchen, prepared to enjoy his own company, and his justly famous mac'n'cheese.
by Monkey's Dad April 10, 2020
Get the party of onemug. Used as an exclamation of approval.
Can be used in a variety of contexts including, but not limited to:
- when you see something you wanna eat
- when you see someone with whom you want to have penetration
- when you see an outfit/shoes that your wardrobe cannot survive without
Choice uses include exclaiming the phrase when looking at a dessert menu implying you want to eat everything on the dessert menu.
Once you establish a reputation for using the phrase among your peer group, you can start using alternative numerical values, for example, "two please" when you see an incredibly attractive pair of Brazilian identical twin brothers.
Can be used in a variety of contexts including, but not limited to:
- when you see something you wanna eat
- when you see someone with whom you want to have penetration
- when you see an outfit/shoes that your wardrobe cannot survive without
Choice uses include exclaiming the phrase when looking at a dessert menu implying you want to eat everything on the dessert menu.
Once you establish a reputation for using the phrase among your peer group, you can start using alternative numerical values, for example, "two please" when you see an incredibly attractive pair of Brazilian identical twin brothers.
by Interjekt October 26, 2015
Get the one pleasemug.