Jonas

He need some milk

Jonas need some milk

by Abendshcwingen February 6, 2022

Jonas

Jonas is always a nice friend. He is perfect, nice, rich, and reliable. He’s the best kind of friend you can have.

Jonas has a big Cock

Who is the handsome one over there? It’s jonas!

Is Jonas perfect? Yes!

by urbanes dikitonary November 23, 2021

Jonas

Tall, very tall. Uncreative. Big feet. Wishes he could fly. Has an afro the size of Texas. Good personality with a big heart. Sometimes funny. Most Jonas' are good guys. But they can also be Jonasty.

Hey look! There's a Jonas.

by Un creativo hombre April 22, 2017

jonas ballandies

faggot in suka language

oi suka blyat jonas ballandies suk dix nahui

by ezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz March 22, 2017

Jonas

When somebody makes an extremely unfunny joke.

"2 Tomatoes were crossing a roa-" "Dude stfu stop doing a Jonas"
"He just did a Jonas"

by IHateSimps October 22, 2019

Jonas G.

Jonas G. is a person with a very beautiful smile. He likes the same music and is very talented (he can draw very beautifully). Jonas is a person you can always have fun with. He was there for me when I was at my worst. He listened to me while I cried in the middle of the night when he actually should sleep instead of having a video call with me and made me smile again. In latin lessons it was always fun to translate the texts with him and I enjoyed every single minute with him because I have never laughed with someone that much before in my life. Jonas has brown eyes and is very tall. He´s such a positive and powerful person. I always enjoy talking to him and somehow, he´s the first person I always wanna tell about the latest gossip in my life. He was never a person who judged me for something… neither my bad English nor my ridiculous problems. I am so thankful that he is such a kind and cool person with good intentions only so I just wanted to tell you: thank you Jonas for being who you are and I am happy to have you in my life. And you are actually the nicest guy that I know, don´t forget that. Thank you for supporting me doesn´t matter with what. Thank you for telling me that you are happy too when I told you in a voice message that I realized that I just need myself to be happy. I absolutely LOVE that I can cry with you and I don´t feel weak but understood. Thank you for every minute you gave to me. I think that´s enough now.

Person 1: "Who´s the nicest person you know?"

Person 2: "Mhm let me guess... I think it´s Jonas G.! He´s an amazing guy!"

by the stranger you will recogniz January 25, 2022

a Straight jonas

If u search this u and ur name is jonas u are gay

That u are gay becuse u searched "a Straight jonas "

by nou69420 January 15, 2020