Thick tailed pygmy jerboa

The most adorable creature ever

Guy 1: "Have you ever seen a thick tailed pygmy jerboa?"
Guy 2: "Of course. I spend most of my time looking at them."

by i love my cats December 1, 2024

Medium thickness

A viscosity similar to semen

“He glazed my doughnut with medium thickness”

by Woochiemama June 24, 2023

Rainbow Thick

A male penis thick as a rainbow and with a flavor to satisfy every taste

Baby, you gonna like it cause I'm Rainbow Thick

by Cuff-NStuff May 27, 2022

Slim Thick

Must meet all of the following criteria:
a) a bitch or female. Can also include transitioned bitches. We’re not bigots.
b) small waist. Absolutely. No. Fatties.
c) a dump truck
d) thighs like Mewtwo.

Teyana Taylor is Slim Thick

by MamblesJambles May 11, 2023

Thick filet

When a bitch has thick thighs, finger licking good pussy, plump cameltoeness, and an ass to back all that up with, she gotta thick filet.

Stephanie's pussy so good, it's a thick filet, finger licking good.

by Noresun2noAmy2 January 17, 2024

Thick Johnson

A big dick.

Goddamn tyler you got a fucking thick johnson.

by iwannafuckingdie98 August 3, 2018

thick ranch

the joke of when people say 'i found thick ranch in my moms bedroom' basically meaning cum

jeff (8 years old): i found thick ranch in my mommys room and ate it'

lia: oh u poor child

by slayed fr August 21, 2022