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Gooning

The act of zoning out, mindlessly staring into space, or losing oneself in thought; often done humorously or casually among teens. Not necessarily associated with anything inappropriate or explicit.
"Dude, stop gooning and pay attention, class isn't over yet."
by lolbabe4 April 24, 2025
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Goon Slap

When a nigga slap yo face as he cum while cumming so hard that it covers you so completely that it can turn a nigg into stay puff marshmallow man. Frequently done to a nigga named jay when he goes to bed too early.
Jay wake up (vigorous goon slap noises)
by Goon slap March 21, 2024
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Goon material

Goon material, meaning that whatever the term is applied to is worthy of Gooning (masturbating) toward and or with
Yo bro I just seen this one jawn shaking ass on twitter, that’s goon material I’m not gonna lie
by Sondhr July 28, 2025
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Pre-Poon-Goon

A natural method to lasting longer during coitus, Pre-Poon-Gooning is an act of masturbation before intercourse with the intention of enlarging ones flacid member and/or having not worry about premature ejaculation.
Luke would need full canisters tonight if he wanted a son; he spent a solo session to Pre-Poon-Goon before she arrived.
by mGBm December 29, 2023
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Goon Up

See if he has a gaffer he likes to goon up with.
by Komitas December 11, 2020
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goon squad

y'all mafqs wanna be apart of goon squad
by og_tater65 September 22, 2016
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Gooning

Gooning means admiring someone goofing around
person one: i think this person is gooning i really admire them

person two: Im going to goon for them
by HarukiIsPog June 1, 2025
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