ultimate hitchhiker

when two thumbs enter the anis of you or another person you have been hichchiked.
ol boy was caught on get 69 getting the ultimate hitchhiker
by jay big daddy w June 13, 2018
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ultimate customer experience

When a company or organization provides customer service that exceeds all expectations and you walk away feeling like a pretty princess. Abbreviated as UCE.
I just went to the scooter shop and had the ultimate customer experience.
by babouarcher June 30, 2017
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Jumping from a high point doing 3 back-flip perfectly landing the dick in the Vagina and cuming
Omg Dude Carl is Going for the Triple Back-flip Ultimate Dragon Fire
by Joe Can Eat Eggs January 11, 2020
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Ultimate Golden shower

The act of peeing in your lovers butt, then laying on the bed while they stand over you and spray your piss all over your face! It's the Unlimate Golden shower!
"I hope you're into some freaky shit because tonight you're giving me the Ultimate Golden Shower!"
by Mr. DIRTY MURK April 02, 2019
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The Ultimate UNO Reverse

When, during sexual intercourse between a man and a woman, the women inserts her clitoris into the tip of the man's genitalia and screams "UNO, you twig-wiggler!"
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ultimate cockblocker

someone who hits on his friends girlfriends. spends too much time with other peoples girlfriends. kisses hugs and those generally inappropriate things with his friends girlfriends .
Paul: Stephen is the ultimate cockblocker

tom: so true
by orion_14754 June 02, 2010
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Ultimate Crunch wrap supreme

When you suck the crusty cum out of the (at least) five day old condom, like a fat kid slurps on a taco bell hot sauce packet.
The longer you wait the crunchier that willy wrap will be of course.
Bro I was so down bad for her that two weeks after the hookup I grabbed the glow-in-the-dark condom from the trash and had an ultimate crunch wrap supreme.
by Stump Wizard October 31, 2024
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