king of the tards

when someone makes a lame joke and the other person(ex jay) starts laughing. the person smirks and jay keeps on laughing and starts shaking. person make another not so funny joke about uncle T, and jay starts clapping fast, with his wrists together. person smiles again and jay starts to fap on his knee. person says, "uncle T", jay jumps up and down, faps on his knee, while trying not to laugh, clapping by his wrists. person is the king of the tards

person: aight so you know uncle T?

jay: oh man oh man! (starts shaking)

Person: (smiles)

jay: (claps by his wrists, continues to shake)

person: aight so the other day . . .

jay: ( continues to do everything, starts fapping on his knee) slap slap slap clap clap clap

person (chuckles)

jay: (continues to do all this, and starts to jump)

person is the king of the tards

by planekid December 18, 2017

twirl tard

One who has the inability to properly twirl pasta with their fork.

Lucy was attempting to eat linguini, but since she was unable to twirl it properly, she is a twirl tard.

by bamtime February 17, 2010

Millarde Tard

A Millarde Tard m'lärd tärd is a person who automatically thinks someone is bad or has ill intentions simply because of one's wealth.

What a millarde tard, he doesn't even know him and he's already accusing the millionaire neighbor of being part of some terrorist organization.

by Hein Wortschöpfer November 8, 2021

lub of tard

A phrase to describe fat people, usually who are being nuisances and annoying. A saying that you meant to say "a tub of lard" but you messed up somewhere.

"Move you fat lub of tard! Oh wait I'm sorry, I didn't know you were sitting there eating your double XXL fries while you sit there and take a fucking nap!"

by Mr. Lopezo November 27, 2012

Fuck Tard

A "Fuck Tard" a very stupid person
a "fuck tard" is also known as a retard

Jerry: England is my city
Jeff: Shut up you fucking fuck tard

by carrots are healthy December 30, 2018

Tard Latin

When anyone who knows a few Spanish words tries to impress a Latino while talking by throwing in words like culo, and donde esta.

I don't speak Spanish, I just know a few words, I speak Tard Latin.

by MyPetStripe June 6, 2015

GUI-tarded

Adjective
Portmanteau of the acronym 'graphical user interface' and 'retarded'. Meaning someone that needs a GUI to perform all computer related tasks.

If one can only use a point and drool interface then one can reasonably describe them as GUI-tarded.

by ArmAddAsk June 30, 2021