WINDHOE SHOPPING

Just like window shopping. You look at hoes, you wish you had them,but you don't buy the hoes.

Bill-Man, i was feeling lonley today, my girl left me, i needed to get some, so i looked at some hoes today.

Hank-Really, how much you pay?

Bill- I didn't , I'm broke i was just windhoe shopping

by THEDAVE69 June 25, 2009

shooping

The act of using gay pornographic images to make simple pictures humorous.

"My mom totally walked in on me shooping last night"

by Crimz June 24, 2008

Snooping

The act of sleeping or spooning with one's dog. Reference Peanuts character Snoopy and spooning. Most common among women but men will do it but not admit it.

My girlfriend is snooping the dog tonight and I am not going to sleep with the dog too.

by a2z August 19, 2012

Stooping

The act of actively doing nothing

What did you do Sunday morning?
I woke and boke and watched some TV. I was stooping pretty hard.

by Sammy Slug June 29, 2008

trump scooping

The act of farting, then cupping your hand and scooping it up towards your nose (or someone else's) to breathe in your sensational effort.

Bob's always trump scooping at me - I can smell them from here, thanks!

by benbenbenny August 1, 2009

shopping

checking out and hooking up with very fine hot ass mexican guyz.

let's go "shopping"

by Coerliala May 31, 2004

Swooping

Swiping (Tinder, etc.) while pooping

I spend way more time on the toilet when I’m swooping

by JRiker January 3, 2018