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French Steamer

Guy #1: I just read that they took a French Steamer

Guy #2: Ewww.... I dont want to know
by TheTwenty October 21, 2010
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1)When you take a shit on someones face and then stomp the hell out of their face with some old shoes while the shit is still on their face.
"That dude was talking shit so I gave him a Chattanooga Steamer!"
by Chris November 17, 2004
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The Philadelphia Steamer

Often confused with the Cleveland Steamer... In the city of brotherly love, this occurs when a guy takes a dump on a girl's chest or vice versa and then mixes the bowel with creme cheese. A variation called the "Philly Steamer" results when the dump is mixed with nacho cheese, onions, and green peppers.
Bob: Spicy mustard you are hot tonight.
Gloria: Oh Bob I can't take anymore. I've
got to go #2.
Bob: Don't worry baby, you can use my
chest.
(After she does her business)
Bob: Oh yeah I love that! Now mix in some
of that Philly Creme Cheese.
by Miller August 7, 2005
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screamer

A scary practical joke where the victim watches a video.
They watch THE VIDEO.
So, they are forced to watch the whole video, when suddenly, a loud scream with a scary image pops up on the victim. The victim is now scared.
Jim: i just watched a video. but a screamer popped up! AAAAAAHHHHH!11!11!!SHIFT+1!!!11
by u2dvdbono September 6, 2010
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Cleavland Steamer

To take a huge juicy, brown, stinky dump (poop, shit w.e you wanna call it) on a person (known or just a payed hooker) before or after sex.
"Jim gave sally a cleavland steamer and it was hot as hell"

"I'd give a woman a cleavland steamer"

"Catlyn dreams of cleavland steamers in Mrs. Ford's class"
by Sexy Poo Dude January 2, 2007
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Stanley Steamer

A Stanley Steamer is the act in which anal sex turns into a scat-like disaster. When you pull your cock out of the ass and you get a diarrhea surprise on your chest and/or pubic region.
Craig is asking Santa Claus for new bed sheets because they are stained with shit from the Stanley Steamer his wife gave him after Thanksgiving dinner.
by James & Ann January 5, 2008
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CLEAVLAND STEAMER

This is when u take a dump on a chics chest, then make her run out in the cold and steam comes off her.
Tom: What happened with that chic Jenny from the office? She's going around saying you ain't shit.
Cleve: Damn shrimp fucked my stomach up. Told that bitch I didn't wanna fuck, but she just wouldn't stop. So when she topping me off, she screamed out, " u da shit." and i thought she said,"u can shit". Next thing you know, she was running outside throwin up from the stentch of the Cleavland Steamer I gave her.
by c.w.w September 6, 2006
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