Spam chatter

That one person that cant type normal sentences because they
have
a
need
to
press
enter
after
each
word
:D
And bugs the hell out of you when u get a kazillion alerts or notifications each containing about one or two words
or symbols like ":D" or ":("

M0rRig4n:<.<
M0rRig4n::O
M0rRig4n:Hello
M0rRig4n:jw
M0rRig4n:whatcha
M0rRig4n:doing
M0rRig4n:lol
Me:I'm jerking off-.-
M0rRig4n:O:
Me:*fap*
Me:*fap*
Me:*fap*
Me:*fap*
Me:YOU LIKE THAT!?!?!?!
M0rRig4n:'-'
Me:annoying isn't it you spam chatter:@!!

by GrandePene September 15, 2010

med spam

The act of dropping an unnessecary amount of med packs in the hope that one might come into contact with an injured marine.

Got med spam comm?

by Daedalus August 21, 2003

LOVE SPAM

Being electronically spam by the person or persons that love you or you love.

Molly was love spam today by her boyfriend Peter who lives in Ireland.

by Jack Archer Lana January 9, 2009

Ads spam

It’s a thing in fortnite that elite agents and soccer skins use because there sweaty basically If your on a controller you spam L2 for PlayStation controllers and for Xbox it’s LT and you laser the fuck out off your enemy it’s AIDS

This guy just fucking Lasered me with a drum gun with ads spam

This guy just got Lasered With ads spam like ghost ayden did to a guy in arena cough cough

by Lavamanpower May 12, 2019

Spam Slut

Some "girl" on twitter, imeem, and other social networking sites who keep asking you to hit her up on websites like xxblackbook (usually disguised with url shorteners).

random imeem message: "HEY, do u remember me?!!, im Lashandra ...

ok, i leave ya a sexy video at my profile so ull remembe me

Lashandra! cyaa later!!!"

me: "SPAM SLUT." (hits delete).

by fjdksla; November 19, 2009

spam

Something that really pisses me off right now.

i opened an email which happened to be spam, now its been forwarded to 500 people because it turned out to be a virus.

by Michelle January 16, 2004

spam

The sole reason that I get out of bed, attend a job that is so unsatisfying that i can barely make it through a working day without fashioning a weapon, Macgyver style, to slaughter the many fools that i have to speak to on a daily basis.

Spam - "...allowed anywhere on company property." She is saying, "This policy does not just apply to cigarettes but also to cigars, pipes, roll-ups and anything else that can be smoked... Any Questions?"

I Raise my hand.

"What about Haddock?"

Silence.

Somebody smirks.

I elaborate.

"...Or even Ham, you can smoke that...Is Ham banned from the premises too?"

by Burtmianus August 9, 2007