senior shopper

A high school underclassman who exclusively dates seniors 18+.

When D started dating B, everyone realized she was a senior shopper.

by cupps April 10, 2024

King soopers

A store for people who think they are better shopping here than walmart, king sooper management specializes in a variety of activities such as multiple hour long breaks registered as ‘meetings’ walking around on their cellphone and denying time off because you did not inform them when you were born. King soopers also specializes in hiring cleaning services that they pay under the table to come in and inconvenience the night crew every night

king soopers worker: “Man I love my job”

sensible civilian : “ you need psychiatric help”

by baja blast barron June 2, 2024

Sunroof Sipper

When you lay across the top of the car and let your Dick hang through the sunroof so your girl can lean in like a hamster drinking from a feeder.

She was looking thirsty so I pulled over and gave her a Sunroof Sipper

by ApexInterfectum January 16, 2026

Blitzed Supper

Blitzed Supper (noun)

A pre-night state where everything is aligned.

That moment at dinner or pre-drinks when the vibes are so right you already know the night is going down in history.

Plans are locked.
Crew is assembled.
Confidence is high.
Money’s right.
No friction. No stress. No second-guessing.

You’re not chasing the night — you’re already in it.

It’s the feeling that tells you:

“This is the one we’ll talk about in 50 years.”

Vegas energy.
No loose ends.
Pure momentum.

Flow state — but for a night out.
Fuck it. Get blitzed.

Cheers to a Blitzed Supper Kings!🍻

by King_Blitz January 19, 2026

Sober Shoppers

Predatory practices within sobriety networks that prey upon those with Substance Abuse Disorder that dont also suffer from an addictive drug problem.

Sober Shoppers are those without true will of a guiding force; God or higher power.

by wh0re_iffic February 19, 2026

Saginaw Sipper

When you pore a shot, spit into it, then slam it.

You pussies ready for a Saginaw Sipper?

by Vehicle City March 7, 2026

Show Stopper

A vertical panel between urinals designed to mute another person’s restroom enjoyment. Blocks eye contact, side-glances, competitive energy, and public views of your weeping peepee. Installed to protect your flow, boundaries, and the fragile social fabric of shared plumbing.

Couldn’t go until I saw the show stopper. Without it, I feel like a mushroom in a cornfield—alone, exposed, and very, very small.

by breeg June 9, 2025