The hookers pimp asked her how many car fucks she had. She’s like let me check the Smash and Dashcam!
by B-rizzle February 13, 2019
The art of smashing ones hand/head/any body part upon the keyboard of a computer or mobile device. It is used in modern times to convey strong emotion, Most commonly used when feeling: HAPPY, PANICKED, ANGER. Millennials and genz alike have adopted this new texting phenomenon.
“SAKJAJAJAJSJAJAJAJJSJHDJDJDDJ I’M SO SORRY!”
“JSJSKSJDJKDJKSHAKAJSJDGFKKD,,,!jUggHh skiddily dooba”
“GhfhjfJfjydstdgFugGGJYFjyfyjFjyFhjGjhGugUgkuGuk“
*Sam, out of pure rage, slammed his hand down on his poor newly bought, blue tooth keyboard. R.I.P. The key smash broke it for good.*
“JSJSKSJDJKDJKSHAKAJSJDGFKKD,,,!jUggHh skiddily dooba”
“GhfhjfJfjydstdgFugGGJYFjyfyjFjyFhjGjhGugUgkuGuk“
*Sam, out of pure rage, slammed his hand down on his poor newly bought, blue tooth keyboard. R.I.P. The key smash broke it for good.*
by Ihadsomerealgoodtacobell July 12, 2022
Hulking out but not with anger, usually from sexual frustration, withdrawals, or any number of irritations, and ends in sexual pleasures that does not end so well for the recipient.
by Boginal November 10, 2010
A move commonly used by retards directly after witnessing their non retarded siblings play Super Smash Bros. This move is generally used in combination with retard rage and retard strength. Pretty much it when the tard in question starts smashing shit for no reason other than pure retard enjoyment.
Hey Billy what the hell is your retarded brother doing with the kitchen table over his head? Oh, he's just doing some retard smashing. Retard smashing? Yeah he's all retard raging and picking up heavy shit and smashing it... Don't worry he won't hurt you!
by Project Kdizzle February 15, 2014
by Adam_Said HUMMUSING January 03, 2015
When one places his genitalia upon a shower screen door while lifting up the shaft, and pressing it firmly. Making the dick and balls looked like a rat that has been ran over.
by lilpac24 February 23, 2021
Those two people were smashing binoculars.
by Zoltancowboysfan November 22, 2018