A team of twinks who take turns squishing burgers to the smallest size they possibly can and then shove as many as possible into another burger smasher’s asshole.
by Wegs101 September 24, 2020
Get the burger smashmug. by Lil ghetti boy October 10, 2018
Get the Smash and dashmug. by Zoltancowboysfan November 22, 2018
Get the Smashing binocularsmug. Greg:Bro I think I have a problem
Alan:What's wrong?
Greg:I'm addicted to fish smashing
Alan:What's that,you have a fetish or something?
Greg:No I just harass the fish in Minecraft and bully them.
Alan:What's wrong?
Greg:I'm addicted to fish smashing
Alan:What's that,you have a fetish or something?
Greg:No I just harass the fish in Minecraft and bully them.
by Sp1cy Boi October 2, 2019
Get the Fish smashingmug. To go out drinkin with friends, get home at a descent hour, have the wife only semi pissed off and wake up with only a slight hangover. Half of full smash. One will show up to work late and drunk but have slight regard for responsibilities.
Dude#1. How you feeling this morning? I noticed you were late to work and smell like beer
Dude#2. I went home at midnight woke up with some $ in my pocket and never ended up scoring that 8 ball
Dude#1. Wow you held yourself to only going half smash last night.
Dude#2. You know me I'm mr. responsible.
Dude#2. I went home at midnight woke up with some $ in my pocket and never ended up scoring that 8 ball
Dude#1. Wow you held yourself to only going half smash last night.
Dude#2. You know me I'm mr. responsible.
by Cheetoman69er May 17, 2017
Get the half smashmug. The art of smashing ones hand/head/any body part upon the keyboard of a computer or mobile device. It is used in modern times to convey strong emotion, Most commonly used when feeling: HAPPY, PANICKED, ANGER. Millennials and genz alike have adopted this new texting phenomenon.
“SAKJAJAJAJSJAJAJAJJSJHDJDJDDJ I’M SO SORRY!”
“JSJSKSJDJKDJKSHAKAJSJDGFKKD,,,!jUggHh skiddily dooba”
“GhfhjfJfjydstdgFugGGJYFjyfyjFjyFhjGjhGugUgkuGuk“
*Sam, out of pure rage, slammed his hand down on his poor newly bought, blue tooth keyboard. R.I.P. The key smash broke it for good.*
“JSJSKSJDJKDJKSHAKAJSJDGFKKD,,,!jUggHh skiddily dooba”
“GhfhjfJfjydstdgFugGGJYFjyfyjFjyFhjGjhGugUgkuGuk“
*Sam, out of pure rage, slammed his hand down on his poor newly bought, blue tooth keyboard. R.I.P. The key smash broke it for good.*
by Ihadsomerealgoodtacobell July 12, 2022
Get the key smashmug. Did you hear about John last night?
- I did, his heart just stopped?
Yeah, she gave him a real graveyard smash.
- I did, his heart just stopped?
Yeah, she gave him a real graveyard smash.
by Iche bein Der schnitter October 9, 2018
Get the Graveyard Smashmug.