Smash Bandicoot

The act of having sex while playing video games at the same time. Combination of to smash and Crash Bandicoot.

Yeah dude, Stacy came over last weekend, she was so desperate for me to fuck her that she let me Smash Bandicoot.

by yejiforpresident October 22, 2020

Tuna Smash

The act of performing intercourse with a woman while her vag smells like canned tuna that's been sitting out.

"I heard Vincent had a tuna smash yesterday"
"Yeah apparently her pussy smelled like old fish, and he still banged that"

by HoleyBoi January 20, 2020

Smash and Dash

The technique where a man or woman becomes attracted to someone and proceeds to have sex with the person. After the sexual intercourse, the smash and dasher immediately runs out of the premises and never communicates with their partner again.
The technique prevents a staid relationship and it can be done a plethora of times, until an STD is contracted. A good tactic for when someone, especially a parent walks in on the intercourse. Also used as a great of bragging to friends.

Jake performed a smash and dash on Riley last night.

by 7savage May 1, 2018

Graveyard Smash

When you have sex and your partner dies. Either during intercourse or within the next 12 hours.

Did you hear about John last night?
- I did, his heart just stopped?
Yeah, she gave him a real graveyard smash.

by Iche bein Der schnitter October 9, 2018

half smash

To go out drinkin with friends, get home at a descent hour, have the wife only semi pissed off and wake up with only a slight hangover. Half of full smash. One will show up to work late and drunk but have slight regard for responsibilities.

Dude#1. How you feeling this morning? I noticed you were late to work and smell like beer
Dude#2. I went home at midnight woke up with some $ in my pocket and never ended up scoring that 8 ball
Dude#1. Wow you held yourself to only going half smash last night.

Dude#2. You know me I'm mr. responsible.

by Cheetoman69er May 17, 2017

beans smashed

synonym means to be violated analy by someone of the same sex typicaly against your will often a form of male bonding in the penal facility and is used by mexicans as a form of intimidation

There is that fool that stole my cousin vicente s bike he wants his beans smashed holmes

by pooptooth#1 April 23, 2018

smashed pastie

the aftermath of a fucked pussy

e.g I fucked that bitch so much it looked like a smashed pastie

e.g I fucked that bitch so much it looked like a smashed pastie

by aliofwonderland October 8, 2015