A team of twinks who take turns squishing burgers to the smallest size they possibly can and then shove as many as possible into another burger smasher’s asshole.
by Wegs101 September 24, 2020
Get the burger smashmug. That particular moment when your brain stops working after consuming copious amounts of alcohol. One can usually tell that someone is "sami-smashed" when eyes start squinting and neck gets wobbly. A term wildly used on the island of Malta.
by sirferris January 26, 2021
Get the Sami-smashedmug. Hulking out but not with anger, usually from sexual frustration, withdrawals, or any number of irritations, and ends in sexual pleasures that does not end so well for the recipient.
by Boginal November 12, 2010
Get the Toby Smashmug. Have sexual intercouse.
by SusMiddleSchoolUser June 13, 2023
Get the Get Smashedmug. by Zoltancowboysfan November 22, 2018
Get the Smashing binocularsmug. a watery explosion of sulfuric smelling shit that smashes into the toilet water so hard it causes shit speckles on the bottom of the seat after consuming too much protein.
by Jack (Sonny Black) Burton December 14, 2009
Get the Protein Smashmug. Kind of like Breaking the Ice, but in a much more violent manner.
When you see someone, and instead of going up to them for a nice and simple meet and greet, you dig into their social media profiles, get their papers from the court, and stalk him in his everyday life.
When you see someone, and instead of going up to them for a nice and simple meet and greet, you dig into their social media profiles, get their papers from the court, and stalk him in his everyday life.
"Tomorrow, I'm gonna Smash the Ice with Ryan."
"Jenny is totally trying to Smash the Ice with Jake."
"Yesterday, I saw Veronica at the mall, I decided to Smash the Ice with her."
"Jenny is totally trying to Smash the Ice with Jake."
"Yesterday, I saw Veronica at the mall, I decided to Smash the Ice with her."
by risingSKY February 16, 2015
Get the Smash the Icemug.