An impolite denial to a fat person by an uninterested party that is way out of their league. This applies to both male and female situations.
Fat guy: "Hey, we should go out some time..."
Hot Chick: "Whoa, slow your rolls, tubby...not interested."
Hot Chick: "Whoa, slow your rolls, tubby...not interested."
by November6 August 16, 2009

by LAURA!!!! July 18, 2004

by rogue16 August 23, 2011

Girlfriend:damn i wana fuck
Guy: hold on, im having trouble getting up
Girlfriend: Shit, ur such a Slow Elk
Guy: hold on, im having trouble getting up
Girlfriend: Shit, ur such a Slow Elk
by j to the a to the red August 1, 2005

A person that walks especially slow, usually on the way to a Starbucks, pet store, or local attraction. In order to be a slow child snail, one must be with a friend and/or younger brother/sister. Most slow child snail incidents occur on the same day as a sighting of a whole nerd of bad boys.
by Spiedr November 30, 2006

by Dem nutz goateeeee ha ha goete August 22, 2018
