Simon Tall

Human god, fittest man you ever going to meet , great at teaching, most calm person ever be like Simon Tall

I wish I was like Simon Tall

by Talls Minion December 11, 2019

Simoned

When a man named Simon tricks you into something

Simon takes nicks pen and eats it
Guy 1: “Wow nick just got simoned, how does it feel?”

by Cblrstone February 7, 2023

nia simone

An amazing singer. Usually caramel or brown skin. She likes to wear her natural hair or bomb a** weaves. She is a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets. She’s cute & innocent looking but she is so sexy at the same time.
She is very intuitive & wise. She is hilarious and quirky. She is super creative & loves using her hands to be artistic. Nia Simone’s are usually sapiosexual & spiritual AF.. Drop some knowledge on her.. she’ll adore you for it. She is feisty so you don’t want to get on her bad side.
She loves to laugh, if you want a Nia Simone, make her laugh & you’ll be sure to spark her attention.

Nia Simone is so Dopeeee, have you listened to her new song yet?

by indigo111 March 26, 2023

Olivia Simon

a cold-hearted bitch. tends to cheat on her boyfriends and fucks her best friends boyfriend's behind their back. a major cuck. pathological liar who only does what she wants. gives zero fucks about anybody else in her life.

"Oof that girl reminds me of Olivia Simon"

by truthbtoldbeach October 22, 2018

simon syndrome

the illusion that one is in a perpetual game of simon says, and as a result, will not obey anyone unless the command is preceded by “simon says”

did you hear about thomas’s accident? i heard he has a case of simon syndrome.

by shatikiliki November 28, 2019

Southwest Simon

Putting a used barf bag on a woman's head during sex on a plane

He gave her a southwest simon when she tried to suck his balls.

by Ron Fish November 30, 2007

Simon

A guy who is mean uses you and thinks he is hard

Who is that beating up the tree

Oh that’s just Simon acting hard

by Cmmb April 11, 2020