Scrote Moat

When one’s undergarments are soiled so marvelously that the contents of their excrement travel forward and up, encircling the scrotum. Seen most often during infancy and discovered during a diaper change. However, this predicament is theoretically possible in adulthood when a falsely trusted toot turns into an over achieving shart, becoming more than the unfortunate soul bargained for.

Babe, pass the wipes, a fresh diaper, and a HAZMAT bag our son just gave himself a hefty scrote moat.

*farts and checks* Fuckin’ hell Stephen, I just decimated my chonies! Let’s ditch this party so I can clean up this scrote moat.

by The OG Tigerbeard July 5, 2025

Scrote Moat

When one’s undergarments are soiled so marvelously that the contents of their excrement travel forward and up, encircling the scrotum. Seen most often during infancy and discovered during a diaper change. However, this predicament is theoretically possible in adulthood when a falsely trusted toot turns into an over achieving shart, becoming more than the unfortunate soul bargained for.

Babe, pass the wipes, a fresh diaper, and a HAZMAT bag our son just gave himself a hefty scrote moat.

*farts and checks* Fuckin’ hell Stephen, I just decimated my chonies! Let’s ditch this party so I can clean up this scrote moat.

by The OG Tigerbeard July 5, 2025

ode scrote

an man over 70 years of age that does not bleed and wears similar attire to that of DEATH, lord of the underworld

1) "have you heard owt of ode scrote?" 2)"Oh shit here comes ode scrote."

by immortal scratend August 6, 2011

uni scrote

A man having testicles so large that it appears as if it is one giant ball

My fiances uni scrote is as big as a softball

by cupcakebandit87 November 10, 2015

Nicholas Schröter

The best defender in the whole of soccer history and will always stop every striker who wants to score or get past him. He also is very intelligent and never fails in anything.

Nicholas Schröter is a very skillful person.

by Nicö December 8, 2016

Going Scrotal

Beyond "going postal", some situations require you to go scrotal on someone or something. To nut up.

Ah hell no, I'm going scrotal on that fool!

by Kirbslirb August 16, 2017

whips scrote

A totally awesome occurrence when your laughing so hard that your scrotum whips back and fourth!

Jon: says something super funny!
Jimithy: laughed so hard that he whips scrote!

by bbuttman October 26, 2017