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forrest shrimp

a shrimp from the forrest but not really... only cuz its in his name or gender or speciese. they travel in packs and they are really small... they like to crawl on people so youll no if you have them on you if you feel a tickle on your pickle.
by affenfladdoocklesnecdk June 14, 2010
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shrimp scampi

to have foreplay or intercourse.
“Anne and Henry made shrimp scampi before marriage!”

“yo you and your girl made shrimp scampi yet?”

“nah she’s celibate, so no shrimp scampi for me”
by m&ewashere June 3, 2025
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Shrimp Fritter

Is when a Circus Midget goes to the concession stand and finds a curly fry on the ground and sticks his 1 inch dick in it and tops it off with his own vomit made up of peach schnapps & tomato juice . Then proceeds to go around the audience shoving his Shrimp Fritter in women's mouths
Trailer Trash drunk whore :" I am so hungry from being at this circus ..." Circus Midget : " Here you go you whore , chow down on this Shrimp Fritter "
by Big Dick Nik October 6, 2022
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shrimp cream

Dude my girl had some gourmet shrimp cream last night.
by Skruse January 15, 2014
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Shrimps

Kerry and ac
Kerry and ac are both shrimps.
by SophiaJade26 March 23, 2024
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dip the shrimp

When two people are scissoring and you quickly dip your balls in between before they reconnect genitals
Me: hey Steve how was last weekend
Steve: oh man I went to your mommies's house and totally dip the shrimp
Me: I don't have two mommies?!
by Teenytuna May 7, 2018
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shrimp splash

When you're washing dishes at the sink, and some water hits you - getting your middle all wet.
I didn't piss myself, that's just some shrimp splash.
by thathandleisalreadyinuse123 August 19, 2019
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