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Open the Seven Seals

Open the Seven Seals (verb) Referencing the Christian Bible-The book of Revelations, where each seal is opened, and the world is wrought asunder by plague, pain and destruction.

The act of bringing down Armageddon upon another person, for something they did or said, which is as close to a wholesale Biblical Smiting as a human could get.
John knew that my Jane was my girlfriend. He tried to hook up with her last night. She came home and told me, so I got dressed and went to his house and I had to "Open the Seven Seals" on his ass.

Man, I saw the boss Open the Seven Seals on George yesterday. He never saw it coming."

Did he get fired?

He got fired, lost his pension, and was arrested. Then his wife left him for his boss.

Damn.
by RogueSamurai August 19, 2010
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Sheven

My P.E teacher, Mr person said it once, but we always use it against him. It started off with a game of basketball and when we had 7 points, he mispronounced it and said "SHEVEN!"
"Oh... hes going for a shot... will he make it.. IT'S...IT'S ... SHEVEN!!!!!!!"
by PorkStork February 14, 2009
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seven face

To drink alcohol. Often used to denote binge drinking.
I'm going to chill at the crib and seven face some juice with my crew.
by van tine July 2, 2006
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Seven Dwarf Syndrome

A condition where a person takes on one of the emotions and personalty of one of the seven dwarfs possibly multiple times a day and or week.
"Seven Dwarf Syndrome "
It's gotta be tough having Seven Dwarf Syndrome, you never know which one of the Seven dwarfs she is going to be today, oh it looks like we got Grumpy.
by David Kahn January 26, 2009
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seven-day

adj. Weak; lacking in strength or any substantial redeaming qualities.
Dude, you're an idiot. That plan is completeley seven-day!
by calihodian May 21, 2009
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one seventy two

A park located between 256th & 257th street on 81st ave in Floral Park, Queens. notorious for its skater/biker crowd and insane drinking/smoking habits. The kids who chill there are very close and if you fuck with one of them you fuck with all of them.

Stay there after dark (after 9PM) and be prepared to get a summons from some awesome NYC cops. Grind a bench...get a summons. The NYPD are all over this park for the many illegal activities that go on here, but the kids don't care, they chill there anyway. 172crew. The originals.

Trails. Soccerfields. 249. Union & Hillside.

If you chill there you love it. You love everyone who chills there even though theres an endless amount of drama.
If you chill there you're proud for some reason, you can't help it. As much as you'd like to be like whatever its just a park, you know its not.

Its a way of life. It's a family. Where else would you chill everyday? Mandees? Maybe.
by stanchi October 26, 2006
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Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell

A force to be dealt with, especially if you go to TTHS. Basically, any security guard at that particular high school. They are prone to attack people for these reasons:
1. The sky is blue
2. They're not high anymore
3. That person exists
4. They're stupid
5. Their anus hurts
6. They were on Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer and you just happened to be standing there
7. They feel like s**t, so they want to make you feel like s**t, too
8. Any reason you can think of.
Me: Oh, what a lovely day, la la la la...
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell: Move out of the way....*mumbles something about not gettin any humboldt last week and reeking of smoke and urine*
Me: *move politely but flip them off behind their backs* What a dickhead...
by Shawn B. January 15, 2007
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