toilet seat meat

The act of slapping your wet dick on the toilet seat while you shit

Oi! Come look at my toilet seat meat

by Assassin4151 January 13, 2021

Car Seat Bitch

A Car Seat Bitch, is a girl with the body curves like the top half of a car seat, when you’re sitting in the back seat looking forward at it.

Guy: “Damn girl you a car seat bitch”
Girl: “what does that mean?”
Guy: “you got a skinny waist and big hips”

Bro: damn Bruh look at that girls fat ass with those big hips and skinny waist

Bruh: damn bro she a car seat bitch no cap

by Bonkripper7666 April 11, 2021

Booster seat

When one person in a friend group is a year younger, they are known as “booster seat”

Where is booster seat? She is too young to be by herself!

by Schmucky May 2, 2021

Toilet seat killer

A man who uses a fucking toilet seat to kill people, and he makes a SHITton of poo jokes.
He also looks like Waluigi's sex offender Uncle

Toilet seat killer executed

by tenzla June 21, 2021

Manly seat

Is een a girl sits on a mans lap while having a boner

Omg look she is Sting like the manly seat lol fucking loser daddy chill ayo

by Dioniscool September 1, 2021

Back seat pimple popper

Someone that stands behind another person and tries to give them instructions about how to squeeze a whitehead on their face.

I became very irritated when my mother stood behind me in front of the bathroom mirror as I was squeezing a pimple on my face. She kept telling me how to do it even after I told her to stop. I said, “Stop being a back seat pimple popper!”.

by Obamnasoda January 29, 2022

Toilet Seat

An object that you sit on when you poop. Most people lick it as a trend on the internet. They are usually covered in pee in men’s bathrooms. They are very dirty, so DO NOT USE THEM!

Oh no, the toilet seat has a terd on it!

by Soapy hands February 8, 2022