beef sandwich

When a particularly hot, beefy fart is deposited (usually by someone named Felix) into a hand and then smashed into someone's face; creating a sandwich of face (bread), fart (beef) and hand (bread).

Felix has been cranking out beef all day. I refuse to turn my back on him for fear of a getting a beef sandwich to the grill.

by fourfeetofweather January 10, 2009

asshole sandwich

1. Stuck between two assholes while driving, or otherwise...
2. A fictional sandwich eaten by people who are less cool than us!

1. We need a passing lane to get out of this asshole sandwich!
2. Bob ate another asshole sandwich today...what a LOSER!

by Amie & Megan May 12, 2007

twat sandwich

a reference for dykes having intercourse.

they were up all night making a twat sandwich.

by VextingsMan August 15, 2006

Cat Sandwich

Unlike its name might suggest, a cat sandwich is in fact entirely free from small feline creatures.
The "Cat" in a Cat Sandwich is actually just an acronym for the sandwich's filling; Cheese, Avocado and Tomato. (With pepper on top for extra deliciousness)

The fillings should all be sliced, with the cheese on the bottom, tomato in the middle and avocado on top.

Sam: Christ I sure am hungry. I could go for a fresh Cat Sandwich right now!

Rosie: That's sick! You eat poor little kitties!?

Sam: No, silly ho! It's a cheese-avocado-tomato sandwich.

Rosie: Eww, avocado...

by Spanish Sam January 20, 2008

Yogurt sandwich

A Minecraft god who broke his ass while doing a backflip

Yogurt sandwich tastes bad

by ZMS07 March 4, 2021

sad sandwich

A sandwich that is made using the two ends of a loaf of bread when everything else is gone

Someone left the ends of the bread in the fridge, and didn't bother to buy more.. now I have to make a sad sandwich ='(

by Jolin415 March 25, 2011

cockball sandwich

When two sexual partners either straight or gay. One partner perfectly distributes his cock and balls in between two slices of bread. For the other partner to eat.

Donna: I'm hungry.
Nick: I got a cockball sandwich coming right up.
Donna: Babe your the best!!!

by PhillipD33zNutZ March 2, 2018